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Angelina Jolie's Oscar's Leg.

363 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 27/02/2012 11:02

That's right; a thread being vile about a WOMAN

WTF was that all about? For anyone who hasn't seen

Why was she standing with her leg about 5ft away from the rest of her body? She looked awkward and weird and her leg looked like a chicken leg whereas mine are wonderful, obviously.

AIBU to think that Angelina's Oscar Leg was a bit ridiculous?

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GetOrfMoiiLand · 27/02/2012 21:56

Angelina looked RIDICULOUS.

EverybodysSnowyEyed · 27/02/2012 21:56

My leg is probably paler than hers! And I wouldn't want a leg that looked like hers!

If the dress had been a lighter colour I don't think it would have looked so bad.

Was she trying to look sexy? If she was that was a fail. She would have looked better in Stacy Keiblers dress

I also think JLo would have looked better in Ange's dress rather than her tacky boob barers

amothersplaceisinthewrong · 27/02/2012 21:58

She looked very bizarre, the way she positioned herself and "arranged" her leg for the camera...... Maybe the camera man was just meant to photograph the leg on it own.

GetOrfMoiiLand · 27/02/2012 22:01

She looks like one of those ghastly contrived staged photos of a bride in the 80s when she shows her blue garter.

Kennyp · 27/02/2012 22:18

I wonder how much bend she has in it. Must be difficult for her to put on bedsocks if it is always like that.

worrying thoughts about cold bony toes that cant be reached by cold bony angelina hands for bedsock purposes

Flisspaps · 27/02/2012 22:20

I read this thread earlier on today, and then spotted something later on that reminded me of it.

I was putting away a packet of Lidl sanitary towels, and noticed one of the cartoon pictures (depicting 'Fresh' FYI) on the pack was a woman standing in the same chicken-sticky-out-leg pose as Angelina. Perhaps that's where she got her inspiration from?

HoneyBadgerDontCare · 27/02/2012 22:22

To punish DH for talking about football throughout dinner last night I decided to re-enact Angies arseing acting at the Oscars.

DH: WTF

Me: I'm doing Ange at the Oscars (not like that Blush)

DH: Who?

Me: Salt woman

DH: Hmmm, she either hates her man or has teenagers to embarrass, I salute her evil genius.

aldiwhore · 27/02/2012 22:25

YANBU everything else has been said.

Saltire · 27/02/2012 22:25

Is Kelly Osbourne auditioning for the role of Mrs Slocombe ina remake of Are You Being Served?

LittleTyga · 27/02/2012 22:34

Did anyone notice the photo of Prince Albert of Monaco? He has hold of his wife's elbow very firmly and looking at her - It feels oppressive to me - does anyone else feel it looks that way?

EverybodysSnowyEyed · 27/02/2012 22:34

Tyga - yes I thought that.

LeBOF · 27/02/2012 22:35

She must be one of the most miserable women in Europe- didn't she get recruited as his beard, and tried to run away before he wedding?

LittleTyga · 27/02/2012 23:15

Yes - she refused to go through with the wedding then changed her mind at the last minute. They don't look happy.

crystalglasses · 27/02/2012 23:28

Angelina hasn't got an attractive leg. The knee is too bony and the calf too stringy. I wouldn't be showing it off if i were her.

LeBOF · 27/02/2012 23:30

I don't know that she changed her mind, so much as was made an offer she couldn't refuse, IYSWIM...

LittleTyga · 27/02/2012 23:33

Oh really? I wonder how their story will unfold?

LeBOF · 27/02/2012 23:37

With an heir and a spare, then a generous divorce settlement and possibly a mysterious car accident would be my guess.

runningwilde · 27/02/2012 23:56

Shock at lebof!

runningwilde · 27/02/2012 23:58

Is George Clooney really gay?! I'm so annoyed at myself for not seeing it! I can usually sniff a gay man out immediately but I had no idea!

messymammy · 28/02/2012 00:48

LeBOF that is nearly word for word what my dp said about their marriage. I feel desperately sorry for that poor girl, they confiscated her passport before the wedding after retrieving her from Paris with her mother. If it was anyone else there would be uproar.

GnocchiGnocchiWhosThere · 28/02/2012 09:07

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OTheHugeManatee · 28/02/2012 09:24

Apologies if anyone's already posted this, but what if both her legs were showing?

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BupcakesandCunting · 28/02/2012 09:30

GetOrf, Brad's mum hs said that she still speaks to Jen on the 'phone. This makes me very happy and I imagine that it rattles Ange no end. Jane (Bread's mum and my BF) is a sensible woman. She can see through Angelina's crap.

To whoever said "you'd all kill for legs like hers" WHATEVS. If I did want a leg like Ange's, I could get one easily. By visiting the poultry section of Tesco and buying a pack of chicken legs.

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OTheHugeManatee · 28/02/2012 09:38

I can't believe how quickly her leg has gone viral.

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(My favourite) LEGS

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GhastlyBespoke · 28/02/2012 09:42

Bread Pitt!! Yum.

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