...to ask you all to donate a few pounds to help me out??

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I want to buy this here

It's not much, c'mon. If every mumsnetter donates a fiver then I can have this shockingly huge mansion roof over my head which I so richly deserve.

How come the header says 7 bedroom but the blurb says 6? They are lying to you! lying I say! I bet it's really a shed

Don't like it

YANBU to ask..............but YABU to expect cash to be handed over

YABU. It's a glass box ffs, and whatever they say about "exclusive estate" it's practically on top of a load of other houses. I will not contribute to something so plebian. Come up with a nice stately home and we're talkin'.

Yikes! It's awfull!

I don't like it either. Soulless glass box.

You could get that for less than a million where I live, oop north. And a recent survey said northerners are generally happier with their homes/communities, etc, than you southern types. So I'll keep me fiver in me pocket and me hsnd onme ha'penny, and tell you to get a grip and try some good old northern property porn instead!

Ha! I'd love a soulless glass box

C'mon, stop being tight.

All those huge glass walls! Can hear DH muttering about light pollution now.
And totally impractical in case of zombie attack

If we all donated a fiver, I wonder how much you'd get. How many MNetters are there?

You're not getting anything from me. It's too close to payday - my purse contains an assortment of coppers and a hair slide.

ol' Northern Property

Hand over your money to me people, I have more taste than OP

don't want to buy this, I just want lots of your MN pounds

No, sorry, right location, wrong style of house. All too exposed and cold for me.

Is it in the middle of a council estate?

doh! Here

But ratspeaker if you can afford a gajillion pound house; you can probably afford to keep a person whose soul job in life is to keep your windows spankin'.

its hideous OP. Sorry

that's hideous!

Yes, a zombie attack! Wiping all that snot and bits off that vast expanse of glass.

I might be able to give you 50p. Post your account details and I will do the deed transfer.

You'd spend all your time up a ladder with a bucket and rag trying to keep those windows clean.

And look how close the neighbours are, you wouldnt be able to get up to any hanky panky

But (I think these things should be considered) what happens if you disrobe in one room and then need to get to the bedroom/bathroom. Think of how quick you'd have to run past all those windows before you are a decently blurred.

Nope definitely

brian yes, the inside is lovely, but just look at the outside.

It's definitely haunted. You can just tell. Poultergeist central, I'm telling you.

So... Shall I hand over my bank details then, and you can all get a clickin and a transferin?

Well, if none of you like it then thats all the more reason to donate. I'm really doing you all a great service by taking that eyesore off RightMove, lest you click on it and use up your eyeball power looking at it. So... Yeah. Always thinking.

Nope, sorry, don't like it at all.

well, it was at one time a Nursing home.....def haunting potential there. It is lovely though, was derelict for a few years (if it's the one I think it is, from driving past)

Anyhoo - I'll give you my paypal account details and you can all transfer OP's donations in there and I'll go mad on ebay