to be peeing myself laughing at this photo of Macca?

[JosieRosie]

come along dear

Scroll down and there's a photo of him and his lovely wife Nancy. Macca has always looked ridiculous in photos except when he was young and dishy but he looks like he's soiled himself in this one. Nancy looks like his carer who's trying to coax him to walk a bit further so they can go home and clean him up Very fetching yellow tracksuit too Macca
If he was my dad I would never lift my head out of my hands

sir cliff has had so many face lifts, his bollocks are round his neck.

Beautiful, Greeneyes?????? He's always looked like a hamster to me.

David Bowie's aged a bit better. Mick Jagger, not so much.
Broooooooooooooooooooooce was still looking fine not so long ago.

It's not the age, it's the leisure wear. Death blow to sex appeal. Cliff and Dazza and Macca = Old Man at C&A. Never good.

I can tell in this picture of his younger years he was still doing the finger thing though, just out of shot:
www.fanpop.com/spots/paul-mccartney/images/1877663/title/paul_help1-photo

broooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooce?

Forsyth?

Fuck

Brain Ferry? You'd never catch him in an elasticated waist. I have a soft spot for David Attenborough actually. He's very handsome still.

Whit woo

FFS, just to the right of that pic:

Pop quiz
When did George Harrison die, and what did he die of?
November 29, 2001; lung cancer
September 21, 2000; prostate cancer
November 29, 2001; prostate cancer
September 21, 2000; lung cancer

WTF? Pop Quiz? Fun times .

No ducky <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=bruce+springsteen&num=10&hl=en&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=jl6QE7E0yoBk-M:&imgrefurl=en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Bruce_Springsteen_1988.jpg&docid=S1y82kybXy3lMM&imgurl=upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4d/Bruce_Springsteen_1988.jpg&w=1200&h=1280&ei=3Dk8T_Mww8XRBenDsG0&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=546&vpy=300&dur=2020&hovh=232&hovw=217&tx=118&ty=236&sig=113902974186322993665&sqi=2&page=1&tbnh=120&tbnw=130&start=0&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:18,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">broooooce

OH

the spring!

Sorry, thought you had gone insane

Oh yes, Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen.

All over your boink.

I have no idea what that means Bups. Should I? Iz it Kidz Speak?

Do you remember that fuck awful song by Artful Dodger featuring Craig David? "When the crowd says bo selecta"? That one. Then Craig David sings "Craig David all over your " I think boink meant vagine.

Aaah. I think boink means tits

at the boink noise. I do know exactly.

Imagine Craig David all over your vagine. Yuck. And what an odd turn of phrase, makes him sound like a rash. Or unwanted hair.

his face is somewhat vagine like. all hair and lips.

He's a rotter, Craig David. I remember seeing "Fearne Cottom Meets..." with Craig David and he was a right tosser. He had massive paintings of naked women in every room of his penthouse apartment and he kept going "I love women, me. That's why I've got pictures of naked women everywhere in here, cos I love women. Mmmm, women."

Not gay at all then, Craig?

oh craig david, i need to sleep i thought we were talking david blaine.

Very manicured hair though, old C-to-the-Raig David. Has there ever been a vajazzle and trim that neat?

Oh I see, Blane (do get your menz straight).

Yes he's as gay as gay can be.

He's like a little black Cliff Richard.

pmal c-to-the-raig

Forgot the

C-to-the-Raig does showbiz fingers actually, but he does the ones where you look as if you've picked, and now can't flick off a particularly clingy bogey.

The Snot Shake. Booyakasha.

Macca won't do leather trousers. He'd shoot himself first.