to be peeing myself laughing at this photo of Macca?

[JosieRosie]

come along dear

Scroll down and there's a photo of him and his lovely wife Nancy. Macca has always looked ridiculous in photos except when he was young and dishy but he looks like he's soiled himself in this one. Nancy looks like his carer who's trying to coax him to walk a bit further so they can go home and clean him up Very fetching yellow tracksuit too Macca
If he was my dad I would never lift my head out of my hands

Sense of humour deleted by Mumsnet.

Play the pipes of peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaace

Paul, stay with me, my love, you don't know them, calm down...

Oh, I thought he'd married her already. Must Keep Up.

He has married her. I have distinct memories of him doing thumbs aloft outside Marylebone registry orifice.

What did that link lead to? It's meant to be a HILARIOUS photograph

Yes. I have now seen the date on Bof's bloody confusing link
FFS. Thick as Ringo, me.

So what does this one mean? <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=paul+mc+cartney+walk+of+fame&hl=en&sa=X&rls=com.microsoft:en-GB:%7Breferrer:source%3F%7D&rlz=1I7DSGJ_enGB389&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnsuo&tbnid=nUPRVujQCSes4M:&imgrefurl=www.upi.com/News_Photos/Entertainment/Paul-McCartney-receives-a-star-on-Walk-of-Fame/6258/&docid=hq4BojegMZWAOM&imgurl=ph.cdn.photos.upi.com/fw/6258/57a619c95052174931a358ef9779bdc9/Paul-McCartney-receives-a-star-on-the-Hollywood-Walk-of-Fame-in-Los-Angeles_1.jpg&w=580&h=393&ei=-QI8T83UMIeo0QW-h5Rt&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=909&vpy=192&dur=1398&hovh=185&hovw=273&tx=119&ty=87&sig=113902974186322993665&page=1&tbnh=124&tbnw=174&start=0&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">owl hands?
And doesn't he remind you of Liz Jones, the more he puts on that pursed lips face? It's like her before/after pics at the Botox clinic.

LOL at LeBof

Syd, seriously??? I didn't say a single word about Whitney Houston or her daughter - I'm just laughing at how utterly ghastly Macca looks. I'm actually a massive Beatles fan but I cringe myself inside out at how naff Macca comes across in public and thought some other people might share the joke. That's all.

You really can have an argument about anything on MN these days!

That's really creepy Sue but I can't put my finger on why

Seriously.... how the very fuck was this thread about Whitney Houston?
Article might have been, discussion wasn't..... get a grip.

oh where is that thread from the other night about macca and his new album kisses on thebottom. i absolutely loved it. was pmsl all the way through. fucking ace.

Nice clean trainers too.
Poor bastard.

here oh god how i laughed[[

I have met him and he is a massive wanker.

I've met him too, thought he was very normal

Too funny!

Stella probably designed that track suit....will be in high st near you soon and you'll want one because she is "cool" (although normal women like me just don't get her clothes)

I have thought for a long time that what Paul needs is a massive juicy rare steak...........I remember reading in one of my father's Beatle monthlies that his fav food was coronation chicken(bless).....that was until that bog brush haired braless wonder got her hands on him!

Anyone who has really met him knows he is funny,warm and kind. As well as being phenomenally talented....

not read all but the NME (new musical express) always used to call Macca

"fabmaccawackythumbsaloft"

i used to read it.
when i was young.

thats in answer to whoever asked why he is called thumbsaloft or something.

it was the NMEs fault.

This is why MN is my spiritual home. Can't bloody stand macca. The promos for his new album on the tube make me feel overcome with anger. Felt really sorry for HMills as am sure being married to Macca was no picnic, the mind of man who makes you believe you are crazy by pretending to be hyper reasonable but in fact controlling. Hm and hs sour faced daughter grrr.

syd - paying respects in that yello number - pmsl. can't you see the funny side. we are not laughing at whit. it is him and his dress sense which more often than not gives a titter.

I never really got why Heather Mills was so vilified, anyone would think she regularly murdered kittens, but from what I can gather she just married a famous old rich geezer.

at the photo OP

Macca vvvvvvv annoying and sanctimonious twat and those around him seem to absorb his twattishness.

I doubt any of us read a word of the DM article