To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

Christ this thread is long! I made it to page 10 then skipped to the end. What have I missed?

And Shirl will you please come and help us with some party planning! We need you x

Now I love my DSs unconditionally, but I think I would have to draw the line at that!

Blatherskite, you have missed lots!

Hully, did you see where he took a bite out of her biscuit to make it more realistc?

oh yes

Imagine if you were his mum. You'd have to top yourself.

Are you still banging on over there?

It's fallen off my active threads - will come and mark place now.

I love where it slowly dawned on his mum ... so she went over and prodded it.
Poor woman!

I don't know whether to feel sorry for these pathetic blokes or angry really. I suppose at the least some poor women are being saved from having relationships with them. What on earth happened to make them like this? I could understand a bit if they were disabled.

The Ross Kemp one has more of a grey fluffy bum hole.. I cannot speak for its authenticity.

Yes we are Shirl - and we miss you!

Could someone condense the last 16 pages for me? My house is already a tip without spending another few hours reading it all

Oh dear Reality - you have brought up the very thing of which we were not going to speak of.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE

Yes, somebody always goes TOO FAR.

I've been on this whole thread - what spite fuck mental wars??

Blatherskite, This should help.

Oh Hully Hully Hully... It was their moldies. But it ended in tragedy.

2009, it was. Dreadful business.

WHERE? Where where where?

Did it involve the Wizard?

I've read practically everything in the whole universe whole entire universe about bloody dolls. I've EVEN READ THEIR BLOGS

I'm really surprised that you lot managed to discuss these dolls without ONCE mentioning the tagline to that old credit card advert: Your Flexible Friend...

Oh. Wait.

garlic?...garlic? Do you know whereof they speak?