To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

HE'S NOT MY DH, HE'S AN EXP! the mascara went a long way towards making him an ex

That's exactly what I said Sandalwood she goes on holiday - not one photo of her husband, it's all her her her....

Have any of these men noticed that the dolls can't actually smile, they simply grimace...probably like their real life wifes did once....

Hully stop it, I've run out of Tena Ladys

I'm blaming you, Hully

I have no willpower.

And I'm very very bored.

Surely it would be ex-MrsMascaraHead.

What is an ex-Mascara anyway? A Cotton Bud?

Some classic one liners Muzza. I reckon Cami's on the ball, whispering to Noni, that despite the earth having choclate, there's still plenty of it in the Galaxy! For anyone that doesn't understand that...here in the UK there is a chocolate bar called Galaxy

thank god he explained

we prefer to think of you as currently married to him camel. I mean MrsMascaraHead. I'm sure you understand.

there we go!

Why do I feel so liberated, its as though I have been in a closet for all these years.

Hahahahahahah Camel / ExMascara. You are my new fave MNer

hurrah!

I shall wear my badge with pride

He is the type of bloke that would be very proud to know he looks like a sex doll, especially one that is so well endowed. I will ask him if I see him again if he ever posed for the manufacturers

< wonders if ze "ladies" have their own facebook appreciation page? >

Could you just drop the EX?

Take That CD? now you are pushing it too far!

www.facebook.com/messages/626985768#!/group.php?gid=184629325843

Yes there is but you have to request to become a member

Oh. My. God.

who's going to do it..?

The " My Friends Are Infact Life-Like Inflatable Sex Dolls " Appreciation

Try searching the above in FB

Saycool - More than 77000 people like that page

Ah, we are all rubber and plasticked out. It was fun.

Jesus. FB doesn't allow photos of women bfing but allow "fill your doll with helium" pages.

If I have nightmares tonight, I am blaming you lot.

Go, MrsMascaraHead.