To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

ROFL. My DH was VERY disturbed by these lovely 'ladies'.

They CAN talk, and have sexy lesbian parties.

I read a thing on the forums where one bloke said something like "Disposing of the body"

and he was having some construction work done and something bashed into the doll and split all her back and head open - irreperable and so he wanted to know how to get rid of it. People were saying oh, chop her up into pieces and put her out in the trash - and burn here in a ceremonial fire - and then someone said "bury her in the woods and then you can go visit"

and in all fairness to the OP he decided that was a little bit "weird".

Oh and hubba hubba

Has Tony got mumps?

The other month we had a luncheon party catering for 7. So we get all dressed up and not so much as a look or touch up from the guests if you please

Actually two guests failed to show up, very rude with no forewarning, so there was lots of food to go around. Well, they missed out.

A tad peevish there. Lonely peevish men.

He is HOTTY de HOT from Hotland.

I still want someone to see if Fanny looks like Joanna Lumley

Shirley, I might regret saying this and I am hanging my head in shame, but my exP looks like Hubba Hubba in the sunglasses.

I've managed to read this thread whilst peeking through my fingers (proud) I love mumsnet; every day is a learning day! My only prior knowledge of dolls was a sixth form contribution to a 'friends' inflatable present and, recently, an episode of CSI

Fucking HELL cameltoe you poor cow.

Did he have a penchant for badly applied blusher?

oh no camel oh no

no no no

No but he did where masacara on his hair to cover grey patches

*wear not where the trauma is getting to me

no he didn't

you had sex with a man with mascara on his head?

no

Oh God! I feel like a sicko by proxy lurking (& following links) on this thread.

It's all weird but those men who are posting photos of their identifiable faces with the dolls

Hully, he got me to put it on his head as he couldn't see what he was doing properly. I have no excuse, I was young. I think I'm going to need therapy after this

It is my great pleasure to tell you that Tash and Nony have their own blog. Perhaps they could join the MN bloggers?

Actually I am a Carer. I heard about this gentleman in Australia needing someone to look after him so, off I went and here I am, in Oz, making sure he keeps himself busy and not thinking things he shouldn't. Been here since August. It is a nice place and later I will tell you more about it.

Early next year another carer is coming to help me. Well my charge is a bit of a handful. Her name is Yvonne. Don't know what she looks like yet but I am told she is absolutely lovable, if you know what I mean. We will blog together - in more ways than one probably. I wonder if we will be able to swap clothes?

I gotta go now but I look forward to chatting with you some more later.

Look after yourselves.

Tash

You put mascara on his head and it made you hot?

no

Just thank goodness for the dolls!
Otherwise these men could be out there dating.

That Zara looks arsey and high maintenance.

G'day everyone,....

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I aplaude you coming to Australia to take care of your man,...

I also aplaude you getting help as well,....

You look like you have what it takes to keep him inline,...at home and off the streets...

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OK so the hubba hubba guy is blatantly gay (no offence, cameltoe's DH)

Do you mean Mr Mascara Head?

camel you have to namechange to MrsMascaraHead