To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

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So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

LeBof - I'm sure they're throwing the balls at her. BUT WHY?

What does it MEAN? Was it some kind of terrible bullying that was going on? Is that why the lucious Russian, Lebruv (sounds a bit like LeBof) had to go and live with that uber bitch Zara?

Lubov, you mean. God, get it right. Just cos they're a bit not real.

Hully - Lebof said that the one getting licked out looks like me. So. Y'know, my plans for this afternoon have changed from grabbing some lunch and doing some work to KILLING SELF.

Why did dear Lubov have to go? Was she a spy?

LeBruv is funnier.

"Were they chucking balls, or was she firing them?"
but they were beach balls!

Like Russell Grant you mean? Shirley not.

Where did she say that? Let's send her to Siberia with Lubov.

ps where are Abs and Buppy? They'd love this.

LeBruv had to go and live with Zara. WHen That Wizard one went to visit them she left with him and Zara and now she lives with them.

as a spunk receptacle

Tjobes - yes.

Who is the Wizard? Do you KNOW these people???

Snorting again.

You know the WIZARD! Zara's husband.

You met them at the Crawley-Forshaws' tennis party.

When they're stood up they look like they're straining for a shit. The faces are weird and distorted, many look like men in drag. They are anatomically correct my massive flapping anus hole and bright red fanny that creeps a little too far up the front of me with no sign of pubes whatsoever!

Oh...wait...

Still, at least they don't get fat.

God Hully. Do keep up.

I think that's a bit unkind Toby - she's clearly myopic.

That montage brought tears to my eyes

I'm really confused.

Not sure whether I'm more confused about myself because I'm still reading this thread, or the thread itself which makes no sense.

I'm angry and considering starting another thread because my 1 year old DD just saw some of that slideshow whilst wrestling the laptop from me. My thread title could be "AIBU to be angry that my DD saw some nude lesbian doll-on-doll action" or "Am I a bad mother to introduce my DD to lesbianism using the forum of dolls?"

Zara's dh is the Wizard? But why? Oh god don't tell me I have to watch it all again.

I particularly liked people saying, "great film mate, really touching, must do another one,"

And him saying, "Well actually it's a lot of work and shit getting them in those poses so like yeah but no"

Hahaha. Lesbian dolls.

Oh start it SayCool, it'll be GREAT

Now we wonder what secret Cami is whispering to Noni in the dimness of the den?

No they don't get fat, Andrew, but they do melt.....