To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

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So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

It was the ping pong that got me. Do you think she can return serve too?

And is that what certain middle-aged Mid-Western men think we fairer sex would do in a games room?

Out of the three of them he got rid of the best looking one which ...WHAT AM I SAYING?

We're they chucking balls, or was she firing them? Because there's a certain erotic difference, I would have thought, between having the kind of special place which could receive balls in a fairground game kinda way, and one which would dispense them, don't you think?

I am snorting like an actual pig.

I'm with Kharn

Simply beautiful, what more could anyone say?

Shirl how the fuck do you know which is which? Is it in the song I can't hear?

They've been in the news! www.abc.net.au/news/2011-07-21/australian-men-living-with-realdolls/2802302, I hope the fame doesn't go to their heads

you will all be eating your words with embarrassment when you see Natasha is actually a wheelchair user

A poignant moment near the duck pond methinks....

Yy the tattooes (sp)

That skating doll looks like something out of Lazy Town.

I need brain bleach.

I lurked yesterday and thought "do I want to look at doll forum pictures? Nah". But it was haunting me - something or someone was drawing me back. I know now that it was Zara. I could turn for Zara.

Orry you need to go to the end of Perfect Love and click on a friendly message from Natasha at the top.

The fact that the dolls have accounts on the forum too has brought unbridled joy to my day.

THEY HAVE MARRIED THEM

Zara looks like a totaly thicky.

Andrew Marks
The most important aspect of owning dolls, he says, is they provide uncomplicated companionship.

Sometimes when watching television Natasha will rest on her support stand next to Andrew's chair and they will hold hands.

I love the pimp my ride wheelchair

< Ponders new sex game... >

Andrew says the best part of owning dolls is that they do not complain, they do not get fat, they look good and they enjoy the same TV programs, music and sports that he does.

I'm gonna get me one

Zara is also a bit cross-eyed, no?

The wheelchair is just fab

Andrew says the best part of owning dolls is that they do not complain, they do not get fat, they look good and they enjoy the same TV programs, music and sports that he does.

Wow I am simply perplexed as to why none of his real life relationships ever worked out.

Doesn't anyone think the doll to the left in the video, in the santa shot, looks EXACTLY like Joanna Lumley? Is it me?