To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

Each to their own, but can someone please explain to me what sticking a goose feather up someones arse and blowing wind up it achieves?

www.afrojacks.com/lets-see-ill-start-with-the-pinkeys-special/

Why does us laughing at them make you uncomfy, Tiggy?

There are always more things than you could possibly imagine out there.

Alien dolls for one.

Dolly pissing a nice string of yellow beads is just, just...

Oh, and it's not that it matters, who gives a flying fuck? It's that it's funny and gives us all a chance to laugh at them.

We often do this, you know, lots of weirdy things make us laugh.

What the actual Jeff is going on with the knickers?!? www.dollalbum.com/dollgallery/displayimage.php?pid=990&fullsize=1

Sporting, too

Me too

Bugger is the one on the left on her period?

I have found a video. A video of wonder.

oh come on then, altho I don't have any sound. Is there sound?

So am I, altho there doesn't seem to be a good deal of working as such.

Imagine the careers adviser: And what do you hope to do when you grow up, small person?

Small person: I would like to design rubber ladies with red plastic gashes. What GCSEs might I need?

There IS sound but only a lovely song (sung by, I THINK, Harry Secombe)

It's a bit NSFWish

Here

oh my fucking good god. Look at the shadow behind the 'let's go skating' one.

Is it wrong that I'm placeholding here because I want to read the doll forum and am currently at work so I can't?

Ah, well...

Ladyflumpalot the owner of the gurlz has a huge curtain of transparent plastic sheeting draped across his living room...

And you are concerned with the dollies knicks? It's not as if they are going to chafe her bumcrack is it?

What's the bloody plastic for? People only put that in their house for two reasons:

They have the builders/decorators in (in which case kudos to the man for continuing his 3 way Toysrus style love in whilst the wallpapering continues

They are Patrick Bateman and have a kitchen drawer full of duct tape and not a great impression of the female sex.

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I like the strip poker

And in the pool

One of them looks very like Joanna Lumley. If I was her, I'd be right cross.

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My favourite bit of that video is when they're chucking balls at that one on the ping pong table.