To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

Oh Hully, I've just gone and wet myself.

I I I I ....

Well, even though I was out last night, I believe that no night-shed buggery has taken place. But the weekend is here so who knows...

Am a bit annoyed with myself now for throwing a big but old children's doll away last week. Saw same fake boobs in shop today (joke shop type thing), and I should have thrown these, alongside dismembered doll arms and legs into the fanny bag. seriously debating whether to go to charity shop and to see whether another old doll can be purchased

@ Mal - what is she doing with that ugly bugger?

There is a reason these men need to have dolls. And I think it is fairly clear.

www.dollalbum.com/dollgallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=13156&pos=0

This one is disturbing in a whole other way ( not explicit, just downright weird)

Freaks - www.dollalbum.com/dollgallery/displayimage.php?album=4741&pos=15

I've had enough now, I feel tainted .

I've been scrolling el rapide through this thread, and you know the way when you do that you just get certain words that your eyes catch and the rest is blah blah blah? Well the words I saw were 'funbags' 'dolly forum' and 'James Herriot'

Yeah!

Renaissance fairs = weird. Dress up dolls = very very weird. Taking your dress up doll to a Renaissance fair with you both dressed up = so many multiples of weird I don't know where to start

There a lot of photo's of the dolls posed with fluffy toys.

It's all a bit Norman Bates.

You've sullied my warm memories of Rosie and Jim forever now ( it was DD's fave prog when she was little) . Makes you wonder what they got up to on that canal boat of theirs.

Rosie and Jim!

and Tot's TV.

Fucking Hell Sac Magique will never sound the same to me again.

I really hope there are no Daily Fail journalists hunting for articles on here today.

Thank you all.

I snorted (tried so hard to turn it into sneeze/cough thing) on my commute this morning. I ended up having a bit of a choking fit thus shaming myself further.

All over a tupperware fanny. However, Rosie's fake wee over the loo was just priceless. Do you think she squishes up sufficiently to go in the wash or would she have to visit the dry cleaners?

Or would she just get febrezed now and again?

I think it's important to take a moment of personal reflection and read this blog on the site.

www.coverdoll.com/drupal/node/1251

It's the humbling story of how it all started, and it is good to take a quiet moment to pay respects to the many older gurlz who have more than likely sacrificed their lives during a fit of plastic passion - be it on a loosely discarded pin, an accidental mishap with a hot cooker ring, or floating up into the gas heater in their owners caravan shower cubicle.

I'm sure a bicycle repair kit could have brought these women back, for just two pounds a month (just two pounds) think of the lives we could save ladies...

"Even though I now have three solid dolls I have never forgotten my Inflatable roots."

at "I guess the blowup doll has come a long way over the years"

Oh I love MN.

Every day is an education.

There are some REAL weirdos out there who tie bells to their arms and legs and dance about waggling sticks in the air. Some people dress up as fantasy characters and walk about pretending they're real. Some people like marmite and/or play the bagpipes. I'm sure there are many more pastimes that seem odd to different people. So long as nobody gets hurt/punctured does it matter?