To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

It's not that surprising that some Japanese men want dolls that look like Children, anime porn generally features girls with extremely young faces (but enormous breasts) on a childlike physique. It's very wrong indeed.
That programme was disturbing because the dolls looked so realistic.

...but they're not hurting anyone are they?

It's just so...they get all excited if someone posts a picture that looks "real" and I think well,

There are alien dolls too, god I know far too much about this. I need to get out more..

What I particularly loved is the clear connection between rubber friends and radar equipment. I love the pic of the big radar dish and then someone comments how they too, with their rubber friend, visited a radar dish.

Their brains have been microwaved. It's all obvious now

WHERE ARE THE ALIEN FRIENDS?

I NEED them.

I can understand (to a degree) posing them into a 'come hither' pose, but the sitting around a pool, chatting to friends, having a barbecue (of blue wool ) leave me utterly baffled

What about chatting in the kitchen with their tits hanging out? Don't we all do that?

Have you seen the lesbo dolls posed by one contributor?

There are tons of pics which look like two barbie dolls in a sink, and another bunch of shop mannikins leaning up against one another...and that's fine but the really disturbing stuff is the "Uh oh! Zara want's new shoes, looks like my credit card is..." STOP IT! YOU'RE A GROWN MAN!

I x posted with Mal and now look like I'm saying child doll sex is OK.

Which it isn't. Clearly that's a bit more than weirdy.

You've been at Baby Bjorn again, haven't you?

I kind of understand that Hully because it's so obviously a fantasy, it's very unlikely to happen IRL (unless you're Hugh Heffner). I haven't seen the lesbian dolls. TBH I'm scared to look again after that horrible picture Mal linked to last night

IT'S CHRISSSSSTMASSSSSS!

BAN THIS SICK FILTH

DO NOT LOOK AT THIS

Someone get that poor love some hair serum.

Hully's links are worse than my "couple" link!

For you Hulls - www.sextoy.com/prod_info.php?pnum=PD8612-00

Not a realistic alien I'm afraid but still.

What?

Seriously those felt-y ones are just bizzare.

Buggerlugs that one looks like an anorexic nose picker.

Hot.

I've started reading the forum now, Jesus wept those men are scary.
They talk about their girls as if they were real people, it makes train spotters look relatively normal.
Still ,at least they have a hobby.

I have no words. Not one. Not a single single one.

The alien. And the stuffed one.

help me

Oh. My. God.

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