To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

I will bake cookies of several varieties in a Cath Kidston apron with gingham bows on my plaits, Madam Hully.

While humming edelweiss.

No, I think she must sing All Things Bright and Beautiful, so cheery and spiritual.

I love that song. And James Herriot. I really am wholesome, eh?

OMG

Finally looked at MrGin's link.

Although DH would just thing, "WTF was that thread on MN about then?"

I showed Zara and her chums to ds. How his eyes boggled. Dd refused to look, bless.

MmeL - when I was burgled, they left my rabbit on DS's changing mat - it was practically the first thing you saw when you walked into the bedroom. The police went into the house before me to check that the burglars had departed and my sister ran over and draped a muslin over the offending item. I bet they were pissing themselves laughing but managed to remain straight-faced while they were talking to me. I threw it away :(

Am crying with laughter at the doll forum.

"...if you treat them as you would your girl friend then you shouldn't have a lot of issues. Hanging them by their neck hook is the best."

There's one where it shows pics of an actual man with his "friend" on a trip to Vegas and I just want to track him down and have a heart to heart. I mean, just because Ryan Gosling got away with it in Lars and the Real Girl...

One day those dolls will walk and talk.

You won't see many men around after that.

buggerlugs . Explaining to HR about being on MN would be a lot easier than explaining why I was on a forum for plastic sex doll enthusiasts :o

I just can't imagine the amount of self esteem and control issues a person would have to have to want to be in a "relationship" with something that literally had no mind of its own.

BuggerlugsTheFirst

probably yes, but everyone is at some point is doing the same. I try and keep it to a minimum.

I was allowed on MN at work but I don't think I would have dared go on a dolly site :o

buggerlugs - I knew it! They must have been sniggering the moment they walked out of the door :o

Have you seen the plushy love dolls? It must be like having sex with a muppet.
They obviously aren't quite right in the head, a bit like those women who have the reborn dolls, it's all very creepy.

In Japan, their love dolls do have animatronics and "voices", I think they were on the Justin lee Collins series, some of them also looked like children.

I can't stop looking at that site. It's...it's just so awful, those poor men.

Such terrible taste in bed linen.

I'm fighting it Shirl. Fighting it hard and nylon.

They are actually poorly in the brain.

PLAYTIME!