To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

Binfull has been consistently hilarious all the way through this thread

Dunno why they would steal it. They were slightly frustrated (not in that way) cause there was nothing to steal in the house. We were on holiday and had all valuables with us.

They stole the wine too. But only the French wine.

And nespresso capsules.

Hmm. Getting a picture of the perps now.

Can you imagine trying to sell it on? I'm picturing a classified with the words "careful lady owner" in there somewhere

at the thought of ads in local press.

PERDU
Lapin electrique, rosa

Haha! I wondered if this was Mme... but her Dh would never behave in such a way!

I am just at MrGin's link though!

Can you believe there is a CoverDoll magazine too?????

Maytr you sweet little thing.

The idiot should have put it in the loft.

Ok my vote would be itching powder or rub a red chilli over it.. Say nothing and see if he gets a little uncomfortable down there!! :-)

Martyr I loves ya. I just laughed so hard I had to dash for the bathroom before I wet myself. Hahahhahaha!

Gins, darling....are you sure it wasn't you taking Zara on that trip? You can tell ol' Cheerful. :o

So I just spent a few hours minute or two on those sites and ! There was a forum where someone posted a "review" of his new "love" and it began "Well, we just finished our honeymoon "

And why is this necessary, why ?

BRAIN BLEACH NEEDED.

"So you wouldn't mind taking a ribbing if someone found a vibrator in your bed?"

Nope - that's kind of the point.

Actually I wouldn't PoorMan

Plastic dolls (or gurlz) are just lame and the plastic vagina is not far behind. I can't imagine men being able to perform successfully with the real thing if they rely on that too much. However I do take your point

Bollocks

That's what comes of posting whilst still half asleep. I couldn't really understand your post... but now do

Also...it appears that some of the male dolls come with wedding rings. I mean, really? Really?!

It's definitely not a real dog at least.

I need to stop looking because it is making me depressed about humanity.

CY. Yous rumbled me and my plastic friend.

I'm just glad I'm at work and don't dare visit that site again. It's too strange.

Cheerful.

I will never think of you in the same way again.

Why Hully ? Would you rather I did want DS to grow up to be a Creepy Doll Guy?
:o

Back off Buggers! Ginsy is a Radisher and is ours .

That picture with the dog.

My cherished image of you all young and blonde and wholesome in a Mid West cornfield raising a barn is shattered for evah.

:o It's not like I took the picture myself. I stumbled across it thanks to Gin's nefarious doings!

You looked at it.

Your wholesome purity is sullied.

You will have to wear gingham and bake cookies for a week to atone.

Or rub yourself with some Cath Kidston. Her twee designs are the opposite of sex doll porn smut. It says so on her website.