To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

Wow, what a response. I didn't know that talking about plastic fanjos in sheds equals to manhating.

imogengladheart - It is poss this poor chap is so nagged and mis. that the only place he has any peace to relieve his frustrations is the shed, and if so that is sad (for him).

I wish but try it the other way around - obviously without me running into the shed. I'm usually quite laid back and its him that does the nagging in the house, saying that, the plastic fanny has annoyed me - dunno why.

I once loved my husband very much and due to various circumstances it took a while to get together. Without giving too much away, he is quite controlling, both from a cultural point of view (women do as told etc) and from a professional point. Obviously, when you first meet you only see the nice sides. He is not controlling in a bad way ie I'm not allowed to meet friends etc but he would prefer if I agreed with him more often and instead of questioning his 'authority' just were more compliant. I on the other hand cannot bear it at all when people start telling me what, how or when I should be doing things. This obviously causes a lot of friction and am sure he just gets fed up with me being a free spirit for a better word.

When we get on well, I feel that old love coming through again and I would have so much love to give to him. As it is, his unwillingness to talk, to compromise and not showing of affection (a cultural thing) just make me shut down in order not to get hurt.

Wouldnt be bothered in the slightest if he chose to decorate vibrator. Its not hidden in a shed or a secret. But he uses a lot of porn, now the plastic fanny, I ask myself what is next.

To those who feel that I must be a super-bitch, keep believing it. I actually think I have quite a good heart, despite posting on here. If I had posted his name, facebook details etc -outed him, then yes that would be mean, but as it is, its anom on here and there is noone I'd like to share this with in real life.

I'm now wondering whether I should have posted this on Friday instead?

Why is the OP moving with him if she finds him so ridiculous?

I'm SO SORRY isla, please don't read my PC words, just don't, I'm too humourless.

But you know, if everyone keeps saying you are humourless, shouldn't you consider that you are a little different? And possibly lack the sense of humour shared by most?

That is very sad Schnuller.

Could you perhaps serve it to him for dinner, surrounded by some nice garden peas?

Urgh the faces on these dolls...and the broken necks..do the owners have a necrophilia fetish or what? The random ruddy colour on this one's skin is especially "attractive"!

www.dollharem.com/dhgallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup&cat=10091&pid=143#top_display_media

schnuller totally agree with you, MN is mainly anonymous and somewhere you can offload. We're not laughing at you or DP just at the absurdity of it.

Some people need to get a grip, everything's not a drama

Honestly, Hully, I look at the vast majority of people in this country and I'm not sure I want to be like them. No-one's ever accused me of being humourless outside of mumsnet though.

Schnullerbacke if you have serious concerns, maybe you should post in Relationships...?

Well, Schnullerbacke, I can believe you've got a good heart- it all sounds rather difficult, and I'm sorry you've had a bit of a pasting from some quarters.

Mr KoPo said to pump a couple of squirts of liquid soap into it and leave a not saying sorry for cheating with it.

But then he always could be an evil git :)

Leave him.

yellowraincoat I have a lot of time for you on the boards (esp frothers) but I do think there's been quite a lot of over reaction on this thread. The man-hating stuff is just absurd. It's a sex aid in a shed. I'd find that odd and worthy of a snigger or two regardless of the sex of the owner.

We have to take the OP's side of it as being correct or the whole fabric of Mumsnet would disintegrate. Either we accept threads like this at face value or we shouldn't post. The exception to this is threads where the OP is asking for advice and where exploring the other point of view might be appropriate.

OP I used to live with a man who would rather wank over porn on his own in his office than spend time with me. He was a sexist misogynist and made me feel miserable and unhappy. He was gob smacked when I left him. Best thing I ever did.

Schnullerbacke - this thread was not a good idea, and I still fundamentaly disagree with all this piss taking, however..

You sound like a decent person, I'm sorry that you are in a relationship in which your DH can't communicate. I hope you find a way to get through to him. My DH isn't perfect but we keep going and try to make it better. It's all anyone can do really.

Eh? I'm not on frothers. I never said she was a man hater, I don't think anyone over reacted.

I don't have a shed, maybe I just can't relate.

Schnullerbacke hang in there love. I posted in AIBU about what started out as a genuine question and ended up with me having to defend myself, my weight, my dh and my marriage from some vile piss takers who decreed that I had Broken The Law by posting about a Non-Conformance Topic in the Sacred AIBU and therefore deserved everything I got.

Pick out the nice supportive comments and the sensible arguments and ignore the rest. At least it's only on an internet forum and you haven't actually got to hang anybody up by their earlobe and give them a good slap though you'd very much like to.

Sorry I thought I'd seen you on the frothers thread. Maybe it was someone with a similar name.

I do have a shed. It is sex-toy free AFAIK. I don't go in there. It's where we keep the bins before they go out on a Monday night.

@ imogen - because Friday is the bum-thread day and I figured its in the same kind of league.

I didnt want to post in Relationships as Anyfucker would have said 'leave him' and I cant quite justify that yet ie yes he is an arse but he also has his good sides. So we'll just keep plodding along and see what happens.

I suppose I should be grateful he didnt have any of these dolls in the shed:
www.honeydolls.jp/en/gallery.html - now with detachable breasts....

pmsl at this thread

get this www.cocklocker.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22670 and place it in the vagina......... i wonder if the ralationship will survive the affair

would be good if you could have a webcam to record his reaction

Run for the hills OP.