To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

'I'm a staunch defender of men ( decent, supportive, emotionally intelligent men) on MN, I always have been.'

Just not this time.

Yes, seriously, what's all this "the OPs husband is clearly unable to talk about his problems" and so on? I mean, really? His wife is planning to put a note on his wanktoy. I'd say she's being as ridiculous as him.

The OP's partner doesn't sound much kop actually. Have you read her 1st post?

You don't fully know the situation but you're defending her. Those few words don't really give a full picture.

The OP doesn't really sound like shining beacon of maturity and sense either.

We don't tend to list our own failings, I know I don't.

Yellow, perhaps she's tried and tried to get him to open up and now she's lost all respect for him? It doesn't sound as though she likes him very much at all. The moving thing is puzzling me, the marriage sounds dead in the water. She could also be an utter cow, wh knows?

Fanny by shed light is the funniest thing ever though.

A well phrased, funny note on his tupperware twat (my new favourite phrase ever could enable them to start talking. Humour is very underrated in relationships.

Yes, perhaps she has. Perhaps she'd be better off leaving rather than leaving stupid notes and playing games.

And inviting everyone to take the piss out of him.

Has this had a classics nomination yet? Only mn could go from a plastic twat in the shed to arguing about whether it is man hating to laugh at the twat in the shed (both of them boom boom)

Malificence, it seems that you have to appear to be indirectly unsupportive of some poster's DH and his wanking habits just once in order to be qualified as a manhater.
Hmmm I wonder what's OP is going to do?

I never said malificence was a manhater. I said she was condemning this particular man. Not the same.

pmsl op. (and yuk)

why don't you put something in a condom that looks like jizz (for example, thin white icing ) with just enough so it looks like someones spunked in it, then "insert" said nodder so it looks like someone else has been "using" it when he next goes to look for it.

or put pepper in it. or tabasco sauce. :o

"Get fucked"

fill it with food dye.
Blue would be my choice.

Vajazzle and name her. Take a pic and create Fanny a facebook account then send him a friends request!

there has just been a thread where the posters dp didn't like the tone of MN and people couldn't see what his problem was.

I think that this thread goes a long way to explain why he doesn't like the tone of MN.

molepom who was your " get fucked for"?

I'm sure it's all moved on to hymns and shit...but. Oh.My. God

Look at Tony's armchair. Taste.

Think we've moved onto man hating and stuff now hully
Not sure how we got from a Tupperware fanjo to this.

As long as it's not kept in the shed, it's all OK (quite fancy the blonde).