To leave a message for DH's plastic vagina?

[Schnullerbacke]

So we're moving soon and I just found the above mentioned in a bag in our shed. I want to leave a message with her, along the lines that at least she cannot talk back (he doesnt like my outspokenness and uncompliance) or 'easier than working on our marriage'. I know that it doesnt substitute for a proper talk between us but I really want to leave a message behind. So, any ideas welcome.
I am so going to close this account down when done

So is a woman with a sex aid also as 'inadequate' in your eyes or is it just men you seem to hate malificence?

Do you think that the OP's DH would find it hillarious if he knew about this thread?

'Are some men posters seriously upset that we make fun of a guy who refuses to discuss his relationship and instead goes to wank into a tupperware twat inside a shed?'

You don't know this man and his feelings about the relationship. None of us do.

I am not a man BTW. I'd be mightily pissed off if my DH found my plastic dick and started a thread ripping the piss out of me on here.

If it were my DH I'd break the habit of a lifetime and show him the thread.

Some of the responses are hilarious, he'd laugh too.

However, my DH is clearly not the OP's DH. I was speaking for myself before.

See, it all depends on the state of the relationship. I can imagine one of my ex boyfriends being caught with one of these sillicone cho-chas and laughing about it,(he was a freaky dude) whereas if you are in a troubled relationship anyway, it would be different.
For all those who are saying its the same as a woman having a Rabbit..
It's in the shed!
A "realistic"looking fake flange in a plastic bag in a shed!
How can that not be funny/sad/bizarre (delete as appropriate)

I would go to a local charity shop, buy some cheap old lady clothes and staple them onto it. Maybe add some super glue for extra security. :o

'No, plenty of contempt for a very inadequate sounding man though'.

Maybe he is, maybe he isn't..but you don't know that, you don't know what has gone on. What makes the OP so adequate?

Have I missed other threads that explain why this guy deserves all the vilification? Otherwise is it usual for an OP just to be able to announce that they are a shit and then get joined by 10 pages of people mostly dumping on them and howling with derision?

Blumey Nesbo are you moaning about a female bias on MN again?

The clue is in the name!

OK you're right
We must take this guy's tupperware twat in a shed seriously, otherwise it's manhating

cough for parents by parents > cough

Still a predominantly female site MrGin. I don't notice you banging on about the unfairness of that in every other post.

Who is laughing at the op's DH - unless he's Larry, and then I apologise profusely.

We are laughing at a plastic sex toy discarded in the shed.

If i came home and found my dh had stuck googly eyes on my vibrator and built it a nest I'd find it utterly hysterical.

If my husband and I were donated an unused plazzy vag we'd both have a laugh decorating it, storing pencils in it etc.

My son found my rabbit in my knicker drawer and told the cleaner it was called Mr Shakey and he lived in my pants drawer. At 10 I found my mothers vibrator under the bed when I was putting sheets away. I broke it by trying to get it to drive up and down the bath like a submarine.

So not laughing at th op, just the fact they have plastic vag in their shed.

I personally feel the female bias on MN is depressing at times. Mens opinions are just as valid and much needed on here. I don't identify with so many of the opinions expressed on here. Makes me feel abnormal at times.

However, there are great aspects to MN which draw me back.

Ffs you either take the op and face value or you report the thread to MN as trolling.

Getting all uppity about stuff being posted on MN while reading stuff posted on MN is a bit silly. The OP's anonymous so why side with someone who's not here?

Who is laughing at the op's DH

Someone hiding a fake vagina in a shed is funny.

Female bias. On Mumsnet. Oh no!

Aw you find women supporting one another and there being a 'female' bias depressing? That's really sad you know?

There are millions of places where men and women are equally represented on the web, there are also lots of places which are mainly male orientated. Do those male sites make you feel depressed as well?

I have nothing against men on MN (ooer) but I do find those who do best here tend to not be continually moaning about this place being 'too female'

'cough for parents by parents > cough'

What MrGin said.

Have I missed other threads that explain why this guy deserves all the vilification?

He has a plastic vagina he hides in the garden shed.

Plastic vagina.

Shed.

Plastic vagina in shed.

Getting it yet?

Everybody is entitled to a plastic sex toy be they male or female, but hiding it in the shed is funny, and the idea of leaving a funny note/decorating it is hilarious

OMG! There's a site on that internet that isn't male dominated! However will we cope!

MUMSNET. Parents welcome, demographic obvious.

'Aw you find women supporting one another and there being a 'female' bias depressing? That's really sad you know?'

Is this thread (and other similar threads) about women supporting each other, or taking the piss out of a man (again).

That is all.

It's about taking the piss out of a sex toy hidden in a shed