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to want to sleep with this married man?

507 replies

pumpkincarver · 22/12/2011 22:09

so. Met a wonderful guy, married, no kids. Am on the verge to start an affair, a fling (I'm not sure what yet) with him. I've never felt such strong attraction towards anyone else, hence my strong desire to go ahead.

I'm separated and single.
Am wondering how this rates on Mumsnet's grand moral scale.
Opinions appreciated, and no offence will be taken : )

OP posts:
FabbyChic · 22/12/2011 23:01

Oh okay then My child, hey OP go for it, you might even be invited to a cock sandwich with his best friend.

QuintessentiallyShallow · 22/12/2011 23:01

Gawd you are dumb.

MyChildDoesntNeedSleepAtXmas · 22/12/2011 23:02

Why don't you ask him if you can have a threesome, OP?

QuintessentiallyShallow · 22/12/2011 23:02

But yeah, You clearly deserve eachother. Go ahead.

LittleJennyRobyn · 22/12/2011 23:03

arrgh....FFS fabby I just choked on my hula hoops!!!!

tallwivglasses · 22/12/2011 23:03

Right. Who encouraged Fabby?

OP - please describe to us how wonderful this man is. Maybe we'll all get to think like AF Xmas Grin

WorraLiberty · 22/12/2011 23:03
MyChildDoesntNeedSleepAtXmas · 22/12/2011 23:04

fabby Grin

pumpkincarver · 22/12/2011 23:04

MyChildDoesntNeedSleep, I promise you I'm not a troll; I'm genuinely in need of hearing some common sense. I've heard a fair bit so far tbh, and much appreciated it was too.

OP posts:
Hullygully · 22/12/2011 23:04

oh do it

get all sexy

it always works out well

ChildofIsis · 22/12/2011 23:04

Surely you'd have to have seriously reduced esteem to be satisfied with sloppy seconds!

MrsOzz · 22/12/2011 23:04

I don't think Fabby needs much encouraging!

Although the tone of the thread is a serious one, I am having serious chuckles at Fabby.

AnyFuckerForBreastorLeg · 22/12/2011 23:05

I think you should stumble right into his cock

Then when the frigid nutter wife comes after you, he can say it was an accident, and he didn't mean it

that way nobody gets hurt

FabbyChic · 22/12/2011 23:05

This thread is hilarious.

She only wants a little bump and grind.

She can see nothing wrong.

XmasFayreToMiddlin · 22/12/2011 23:05

Yeah. Why is he so incredible?

And what is the difference between a fling and an affair?

MyChildDoesntNeedSleepAtXmas · 22/12/2011 23:05

sorry tall, twas me!

minceorotherwise · 22/12/2011 23:05

Yeh, you're right. Often seriously taken in, but think this time I am with the majority. Definitely a bit dodgy....

FabbyChic · 22/12/2011 23:05

hahah a ha AF class post.

AwayinaKayzr · 22/12/2011 23:06

Fabby PMSL Xmas Grin

midlandsmumof4 · 22/12/2011 23:06

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Moominsarescary · 22/12/2011 23:06

Sorry, can't help encouraging fabby, she's great.

Op I'm sure you will have a lovely fling, he won't be a selfish cunt in the slightest

Actually you probably don't have to worry about sharing bodily fluids with anyone, you will find he's too selfish to go down on any of you

MyChildDoesntNeedSleepAtXmas · 22/12/2011 23:08

midlands AF is not a troll. Check out her brill advice on the Relationships board.

RosemaryandThyme · 22/12/2011 23:08

There is a way to sleep with him without causing harm to his marriage.

However it is doubtful that you would have the courage to do so.

Simply go and see his wife and ask her.

Without the teenage titilation of sneaking about, it will not take long for the scales to drop from your eyes.

MrsOzz · 22/12/2011 23:09

If you really just want a bump and grind, or to stumble open-legged upon a cock, find a single man!

AnyFuckerForBreastorLeg · 22/12/2011 23:09

I am a sock puppet actually, not a troll

get your terms right

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