to think that falling in your plate is not on at lunch?

[Hullygully]

So, Sunday lunch at a friend's yesterday. A couple that we know slightly are also invited. The woman who is very bright and very pleasant for the first hour, drinks so much that she is literally unable to speak (but doesn't stop trying), and we all carry on with lunch pretending that everything is normal and not laughing where she can see.

Is this normal? In any way?

I am always reather jealous of DP when he moves his hips back and forward and his cock slaps on each thigh (usually with a 'wahey' soundtrack ).

I wish I had appendages to slap my own thighs in comedy monents.

Urgh FREAKY. Where is his third nippe pinot?

On his cock?

I'd say my buzzums could do some slapping, if slapping were required

Come to the meet up, Sue, ahll slap y'all bazoomes

What happens at these meet ups anyway? Has there ever been a real-life ruckus? Or is everyone very demure, sipping on their port and lemons?

Sue, Buppy, Pinot, you have to come and that's that. Don't be wankers.

You back on, Rhubs?

I would but...........

Bjuppers, they cackle. Cackle and drink.

What happens on a meet up, stays on a meet up, Bupcakes

I've been to loads of them!

I've got a short tight sheath dress with sparkly bits, sequinned tights and giant platforms

Jane McDonald

Yeah fuck it Hully, they most certainly ain't worth it. Although poor custy got it in the neck for saying something like "perhaps we can all discuss it in the flesh at the Christmas Do" meaning to remind them we were all human, but they thought it was a threat!

Actually Custy is a veteran at the meet-ups and she says that no-one has ever brought up an argument. So no real life ruckus to speak of. Though plenty of scandals!

nancy del olio

You are all well jealous.

Wait till you see my blue hair.

I would quite like to come. I suppose it sounds like fun. In a perverse way.

Barbara Windsor

I can't decide between my dress, and hot pants. Is nearly 50 too old for hot pants? If you're a bit lumpy?

I might have to do an S&B thread about my choices

I think you should wear your playsuit Hully.

deluded Pat Butcher

well, what can you expect from a potato?

attention seeking

misjudgment of audience

Times is well sad.

Yes the playsuit is a possibility, but i don't know that it really shrieks "evening glamour" you know?