Cherry Menlove ...

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the mysterious disappearance of Koi Carp from the farm house she rented.

Yeah, you jealous witches. Have you got nothing to paint at home?

No, sorry Funnys. Gutted i'm not in your cliquey bitchy little MN club!!

S'not a paddock, it's a lifesized Sylvanian Lovefest.

It's making me jones for a neon green lacquer splashback and fuschia cabinets

I don't know anything about Cherry Menlove, but if history has taught us anything is that you shouldn't attack unless your forces are at least 3 times that of the defending troops.

HTH.

Sylvanian Lovefest!

I'm toddling off to bed, Mummy wants the laptop. Night all.

oh sweet jesus, have just looked at her webpage

oh whyohwhyohwhy would you open yourself so much , have not even read thread yet

Thanks for the advice TiggyD but I'm sure I can hold my own against these , erm, ladies. Just think it's sad that some people try and make themselves feel better about their shitty little lives by criticising others.

oh dear. i wonder if she will read this thread

Oh we're not criticising, we're laughing

Indeed. We'd like Cherry to continue posting on her blog, please

She painted them white I expect

If it's a siege situation, they used to catapult dead animals into the castle/stronghold to spread disease. I'm certain Marmite would work too.

Daisy

Or put them in the "paddock"

I have a shitty little life. I must remember to try to look more downcast. :(

Oh Sadface is my default. I'm using sellotape at night, for the wrinkles

My Dsis once gave me some 'Frownies'. Not for a joke either

FROWNIES ON SADFACE GONE

I struggle with Sadface, if truth be told. Takes a lot of practicing for me.

:( :( :(

Oh no I feel mean now. I wonder if CM could provide me with a pattern so I could knit myself a conscience?

You're all being mean about her, but I bet every single person here would willingly nibble her face off and wear it as a mask over their own.

U R all jealous H8trs!

heh. V good.

I was expecting a frownie to be a brownie with a sad face iced into it. How disappointing.