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Cherry Menlove ...

328 replies

trisha34 · 07/10/2011 16:18

the mysterious disappearance of Koi Carp from the farm house she rented.

OP posts:
eggyblackett · 04/04/2012 22:32

yy - what about the koi ? The OP started the thread and then didn't fish the dirt.....

LittleAlbert · 05/04/2012 08:20

I just looked at that paddock. What a bizarre thing to do. There are no trees. It's just been plonked in the middle of a field.

LittleAlbert · 05/04/2012 08:24

I keep going back to the blog. It's sort of fascinating. She basically paints everything white and then goes and pays £££ for a load of bunting and tat. Job done!

ike1 · 05/04/2012 09:06

C'mon Trish...what about the carp story?....we want the carp! we want the carp!!!

cadburyseggsarebest · 06/04/2012 21:48

yes spill the beans. something very fishy about it all. (see what I did)

FrozenChocolate · 19/04/2012 17:24

So. What was the result of the court case then?

Anyone know?

mayaswell · 19/04/2012 17:26

Ooh she's back!!!! Well, anyone know?

thatisall · 19/04/2012 17:28

Can someone do a sort of 'round-up'??

FrozenChocolate · 19/04/2012 19:49

Bump for anyone who knows how it all panned out.

FeakAndWeeble · 19/04/2012 19:55

'I look forward to showing you the space lit up with golden fairy lights at Christmastime and asking you in to the warm to share a virtual hot chocolate with me in front of the fire.'

Chubfuddler · 19/04/2012 20:37

But but but - surely there's an agricultural tie on that paddock? You can't just fill it with sylvanian families furniture and call it a garden.

SarahStratton · 19/04/2012 20:41

According to the Fail, she exchanged contracts on her house today. Or was it yesterday?

She's on my FB. I have resisted the urge to ask if she's nicked anything.

cherrypieplum · 19/04/2012 20:44

I just looked at the website. And sicked a bit in my mouth.

incensed · 19/04/2012 21:56

I had no idea who Cherry Menlove was until I googled her blog to see what all the fuss was about. I read her posts about coping with small children while her husband is in hospital undergoing chemotherapy and wondered how she would feel about a bunch of spiteful bitches on Mumsnet taking the piss out of her when obviously her blog helps her cope with her awful situation. I am utterly furious that people could be so insensitive and nasty, I hope to God that no-one else has to go through what she is. So she posts stupid pictures of herself in aprons? big deal- at least she is not on Mumsnet slagging off other people.

Chubfuddler · 19/04/2012 21:57

Ok cherrys mum. Sorry.

incensed · 19/04/2012 22:00

Ooh that's funny. Is everyone else on this post 5 years old too?

Chubfuddler · 19/04/2012 22:01

Can't speak for them. If they are their mums probably want the laptop back. Mine does.

HOMEMADECHUTNEY · 19/04/2012 22:02

She is going to dig a new path with her own hands.

Surely a spade would help?

mayaswell · 19/04/2012 22:23

It's ok, she loves us all. We know because she tells us so on a regular basis. You can read all about it in her new book.

mayaswell · 19/04/2012 22:24

Apart from her ex-business partner who's SO FUCKING SLOW. Apparantly.

incensed · 19/04/2012 22:39

Hmmm. Jealous much anyone? Go and get your own lives and let her live hers.

DaisySteiner · 19/04/2012 22:42

Her real life or her pretend one?

SarahStratton · 19/04/2012 22:44
FunnysInLaJardin · 19/04/2012 22:45

lol, someone defending CM. What a hoot. Not a MN then incensed?

OttoRose · 19/04/2012 22:47

Lol @DaisySteiner and damn you MN for introducing me to the world of Cherry and her blog - my already dodgy eyes are now almost blinded by all the white WHITE WHITE furniture, walls, EVERYTHING on there. WTF is that "paddock" about?