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To not want to see my neighbour's cock every time I look out of my bedroom window?

210 replies

BupcakesandCunting · 26/09/2011 14:27

Because I think I see more of his than I do of my own husband's Hmm

My very unattractive and portly over-the-road neighbour seems to enjoy fannying about in his bedroom completely in the buff. His window is right opposite mine and I only need to be doing something like pulling my blinds up and it's like "Woah, and there's your nob AGAIN."

Other people in our terrace have noticed it too. DH and I have speculated that he might be a bit of an exhibitionist as it's not even like he's naked but trying not to be seen. He stands right in the window with his family jewels out on display most days. I had to pull my blind down yesterday and put my make-up on with no natural light just so that I could avoid getting my eyes assaulted by a stranger's cock.

How should I deal with it? I've thought about mentioning it to his wife, as in "I don't know if your husband realises, but we can see a lot more of him than he probably realises. You might want to close the curtains in your bedroom in future!" or I've thought about drawing a very unflattering picture of said neighbour in the buff and anonymously posting it to him. It would be captioned "THIS IS WHAT I SEE EVERY TIME I GLANCE OUT OF MY OWN WINDOW! STOP IT!" Or I could just ring the police and report him for indecent exposure. Last one seems harsh though.

I'm not being U, am I? It's not a one-oof, it's most days. And it's rank. :(

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FreakoidOrganisoid · 26/09/2011 16:14

Grin I laughed when I was tidying the dc's room the other day and looked out to see the neighbour opposite walking into his conservatory wearing just his pants. He then stuck both hands down his pants to adjust himself and I got an eyeful of everything. Wouldn't find it funny if it happened every day though

BupcakesandCunting · 26/09/2011 16:15

Does anyone know how I can change my Internet name?! I would do that, too...

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Olifin · 26/09/2011 16:19

Trumpet and skittles? Ahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

GirlWithALlamaTattoo · 26/09/2011 16:22

Hmm, in two minds about this. Nobody wants to see the willy, but it's not as though it's doing any harm. I'm not sure that it's fair to involve the police, when he's in the altogether in his own house.

I'd go with a quiet word first; if that doesn't stop him you can take it that he's deliberately showing it off to you, which would make it more likely that he's getting cheap thrills from it. In that case, it wouldn't be so unreasonable to tell the police.

The broadband idea's a winner, though!

snailoon · 26/09/2011 16:24

Is it illegal to be naked in your own house?

MissVerinder · 26/09/2011 16:28

It is not illegal to be naked in your own house.

It is not illegal to be naked all the time in your own house.

It is unreasonable and offensive to be naked in your house knowing full well that you are on display to several neighbours.

ScarahStratton · 26/09/2011 16:28

Buppers Angry

I have just done a little wee on my sofa.

pigletmania · 26/09/2011 16:36

Good idea jareth Grin

snailoon · 26/09/2011 16:38

I'm not saying it's not ugly and offensive. was just wondering if it had anything to do with police.

TLD2 · 26/09/2011 16:39

I didn't realise I lived over the road to you, bups. I'll desist, forthwith.

Grin
lolaflores · 26/09/2011 16:41

snailoon it could be seen as causing a nuisance and if it is offensive he could get a warning. If he was politely asked and he continued it would appear he was in full knowledge of the effect it was having. Then time for action.

BupcakesandCunting · 26/09/2011 16:47

TLD Grin

'Ere, I bet you know how I can change my broadband name...

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SnapesMistress · 26/09/2011 16:49

I was always of the mind that you can't be seen through your windows unless you are right next to them or have the lights on. Blush I hope my neighbors can't see through thier net curtains.

BupcakesandCunting · 26/09/2011 16:49

Oh my God, I've done it, I've done it Blush

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TLD2 · 26/09/2011 16:50

You'll need to go to your router's home page, in internet browser. Usually "homehub" if BT or 10.0.0.1. Router may even have it written on.

Then you can change it to "No. 3 put it away, it's not big and you're not clever".

OTheHugeRaveningWolef · 26/09/2011 16:51

What have you done? What have you done?

Buppers, have you put a sign in the window???

Grin
DontGoCurly · 26/09/2011 16:51

Dont what Bupcakes?

Have you told the Rozzers!? Grin

TLD2 · 26/09/2011 16:52

Are you standing by your window with your cock out, bups?

BupcakesandCunting · 26/09/2011 16:54

I've changed my broadband name to "name of house - put some clothes on!"

It's still showing up as virgin8232 on my networks, though. But when I look at it on the control panel it definitely shows up as the changed name..

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lolaflores · 26/09/2011 16:56

Oh my word ha ha ha. is he over there now?

ScarahStratton · 26/09/2011 16:59

Bwahahaha! Bloody brilliant. Grin

TLD2 · 26/09/2011 17:00

Hope his pc is at his naked desk. Can imagine seeing him sitting down, all proud, his danglies free in the breeze. He checks his local wifi and suddenly looks out of the window, up and down the street, disappears and reappears with dungarees on.

ChaoticAngeloftheUnderworld · 26/09/2011 17:01

CurrySpice "Am I the only one who laughed at "easier to swallow"?"

No, you're not. I literally lol'd at that one Grin

BupcakesandCunting · 26/09/2011 17:05

No-one is at home at Chez Dangly. They won't know it's me, will they?!

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MothInMyKecks · 26/09/2011 17:05

*He looks like a sock filled with suet

FFS - I've just farted with laughter. I'm at work. *

I never realised 'til now that you can snort chocolate down your nose. Grin