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Original poster

fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

OP posts:
Fo0ffyShmooffer · 07/09/2011 21:08

Hahahahahahahaha Grin Honey

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:08

Reeling has what exactly?

happymole · 07/09/2011 21:08

Op, when you look at dp's mates seasoned cock, will you say nom nom nom?

ChocolateTeacup · 07/09/2011 21:09

If you don't eat meat how have you eaten yours?

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:09

Great thread Grin

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 07/09/2011 21:10

In my head OP is wearing a pink negligee and robe, and high heeled slippers with a frou frou trim

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:10

i don't eat meat chocolateteapot, i just like gravy

OP posts:
RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:10

And if you don't eat your meat, how can you have any pudding? You can't have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.

Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 21:11

AF say, say it say it! Grin PleeeeeASE

Leave the......

SwearyMary · 07/09/2011 21:11

I've got a dog, want to borrow it? Grin

Chicken isn't meat Wink

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:11

baby gravy.

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:11

baby gravy ?

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:11

i can eat whatever the fuck i like, it's my house! Grin

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:11

snap !

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:11

In my head GreenEyes she'll not be wearing much in a minute.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:12

baby gravy. Fucking hell.

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:12

hd, she has to fuck the mate first

priorities and all that...

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:12

Grin at AF.

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 07/09/2011 21:13

You're ahead of me RockStock Grin

Hopes matey boy has a thick 'tache

Original poster
dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:13

i don't want to fuck his mate, not now, he's got chicken strings inbetween his teeth

OP posts:
reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:13

Bleaches mind.

bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 21:14

Do you live in a ski lodge op? They always have a sturdy kitchen table.

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 21:14

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YouCantTeuchThis · 07/09/2011 21:15

Gotta link

Great OP, I was having a really boring 'wensday' 'til now Grin

happymole · 07/09/2011 21:15

You don't eat meat but like gravy.

What are your feelings on testicles?

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