fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

[dinnerdillema]

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

Can I use sausages in the bag, big fat ones dinnerdillema ?

Fishing trips like in Brokeback Mountain?

They go away overnight together a lot and now he wants to eat his best friends cock at your house, then?

Quit with the nom nom nom OP. I hope you don't make that noise when you are giving DP's mate a BJ.

Do you do a good battered sausage?

you lot are well dirty, i'm getting fucked of now cos b/f won't answer his phone

ffs

Your DP knows his mate is at your's...

He will come back when you're writhing on the kitchen table and want to join in.

think the only business here is cock business.

i've not used sausages, swearymary, i wouldn't know, i don't eat meat lol

Not even quorn ones? Quorn do nice bacon too. Bet you like a bit of pork.

god no, i hate meat, i just dip my bread in the gravy

This is crazy, top of the range stuff OP, my head is reeling.

'lol. he told his mate he'd be here, just like he told me'

You know what that means don't you

'put in the joints, give it a shake and the bag seals the flavour in!'

EXACTLY

What on earth will happen next, I can barely peel my eye sockets from the screen

She certainly likes a good porking.

There's no business like cock business

Like no business I know

Everything about it is appealing

Everything the table will allow

No where could you have that happy feeling

etc etc

vegetarian bisto i presume....

YES exactly like Bumsex Mountain

grrrreat film

Do you want to shag the mate OP? How keen are you on your DP? Is he taking you for granted even before you have moved in togehter?

If you do give the mate your meat, I think it is only fair if matey-boy provides something to go with it, like a special sauce, or mayonnaise or something.....

OP, Wait till DP comes home then all three of you can have a nice sandwich

YABU for the whole season and shake alone. Yes it may be easy but it seals in a flavour of salty melted plastic [boak]

But, yeah, shag the interested mate if he is hot.

Can't wait to see this on JK show

Can I do my 'sexual contact' link? please???

i haven't got a dog