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fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

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Thingumy · 07/09/2011 20:48

I can stop thinking about other chicken dishes - coq au vin or cock a leekie anyone?

bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 20:49

He's round your house when your dp's out. He's complimenting you and criticising you dp. He wants to moisten your chicken.

SirSugar · 07/09/2011 20:49

Excellent !!

Proudnscary · 07/09/2011 20:49

My dp's mate says I'm great at making the bed and wants to try my kingsize out...should I let him?

Thingumy · 07/09/2011 20:50

he'll butter the breast I reckon.

SuePurblybilt · 07/09/2011 20:50

I'm with Alibaba. Grin

TeamEdward · 07/09/2011 20:50

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happymole · 07/09/2011 20:50

Don't fuck your dp's mate, that would be tres unclassy.

Cover his cock in shake n bake and give him a blowjob.

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 20:50

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Lambethlil · 07/09/2011 20:51

Very good. Who are you OP?

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 20:51

Sorry Bitchtwat (love the name by the way), only wondered as this has descended in to what one might expect to see on a Friday.

Dinner clearly DP is not so DP and it would seem, perhaps, that his mate may just give you what you're looking for. So to speak.

Pool comp, down the pub does not an early return make.

TeamEdward · 07/09/2011 20:52

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RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 20:53

happymole that will be going in my personal favourite quotes.

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 20:53

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bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 20:53

Ta muchly Rock.

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:55

you know what, what you said rockstockandtwoopenbottles it's not looking good is it? i'm a bit gutte now, i thought he was 'the one' for me :(

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GreenEyesandNiceHam · 07/09/2011 20:55

I can't believe these harlots encouraging OP to dish out the chicken willy nilly. A mans season n shake should be sacred

Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 20:55

Its like the poster who made a sausage casserole from scratch. Bless.

(sausages, knorr powder and veg if you're interested)

Reality.....Grin

erm any advice on the man and dinner situation or are you still stuck on the dish itself?

bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 20:56

Does the plastic bag not melt?

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 20:57

To be perfectly frank, OP, No. Not particularly.

SwearyMary · 07/09/2011 20:57

Maybe the friend is the one for you. With a cock covered i shake n bake, whats not to love?

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:57

nah, it's great! all you do is put in the joints, give it a shake and the bag seals the flavour in!

nom nom nom

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bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 20:58

"So, how did you two meet?"

"Well, I served him up exdp's aromatic cock"

Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 20:58

So what business do they have to discuss then?

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:59

i don;t know, but i know they often go away overnight on business sometimes, and fishing trips aswell

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