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fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

405 replies

dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

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KatieScarlett2833 · 07/09/2011 20:41

oooh a norty boy......

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 20:41

Can't your DP go to the chippy on his way home?

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 20:41

If DP's at the pub playing pool, he's hardly likely to rock up anytime soon for his supper... Fuck it - feed the mate. The food that it. Not offer yourself up. Probably.

dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:42

lol at pie, makes me think of hairy pie Grin

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dirtydishesmakemesad · 07/09/2011 20:42

this is odd, send dps friend home.

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 20:43

Chicken.

Grin at hairy pie.

GreenEyesandNiceHam · 07/09/2011 20:43

@ sausage casserole, stoppit Grin

dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:43

your telling me it's odd dirtydishesmakemesad, b/fs mate is licking his lips at my chicken!

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Nagoo · 07/09/2011 20:44

Being worthy doesn't suit me.

I'm withdrawing from the thread on grounds of lolling and wrinkles induced by catsbum expression. Hmm

BarbaraWoodlouse · 07/09/2011 20:44

Grin Thingumy

nenevomito · 07/09/2011 20:44

Shake and bake - is that like shake and vac? Just don't spill it on your rug.

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 20:44

Is it Friday?

SirSugar · 07/09/2011 20:45

Excellent

Geordieminx · 07/09/2011 20:45

Fuck him.

You know you want to.

That'll teach your husband Wink

FellatioNelson · 07/09/2011 20:45

DP doesn't actually live with you then? You said he was 'coming round for his tea.' But his mate is waiting at your house for him even though he doesn't live there and isn't there. Confused

You all sound a bit odd to me, but those Season and Shake things are really quite nice.

bitchtwat · 07/09/2011 20:46

No, Rock. It doesn't want to be Friday because there's no coke in this house and my vodka's lonely.

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 20:46

I was thinking that babyheave.

Fo0ffyShmooffer · 07/09/2011 20:46

Oh.My.God.

shakey1500 · 07/09/2011 20:47
Grin
misdee · 07/09/2011 20:47

my friend is in that chicken ad. we keep telling her to go shake a chicken.

dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:47

it's wensday or it was the last time i looked cos have got pool match on calender

hey all you ladies who saying about getting laid by his mate, you reckon that's what he's after?

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theincredibequeenofwands · 07/09/2011 20:47

Feed the mate the dinner and then fuck him amongst the leftovers.

Serves your DP right for not rushing home to you.

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 20:48

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:48

no he don't live with me or i'd kill him lol. he told his mate he'd be here, just like he told me

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Alibabaandthe80nappies · 07/09/2011 20:48

C'mon who is this?

Grin