fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

[dinnerdillema]

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

Duly noted AF

I'm waiting for the dp to come home and comment on missing out on the cock chicken

I'm waiting for the fall out myself.

Dps mate says he's glad he came, loves it when he gets DPs portion

DP will be spitting feathers when finds out what he missed.

His cock chicken that is.

is it a satisfying portion?

Doesn't being cooked in a bag choke the chicken?

Teuchthis........thank you for that gift, that was superb

< wipes tears >

Gah, I need a wee but can't drag myself away from this thread!

of course it's choked, the fucker is already dead

i feel sad thinking about dead meat, reminds me of something

no reply from DP yet, his mate says he'll be eyeing up the barmaid

Gah!

I've been desperately trying to work out how to get choke the chicken in

Oblivious...I salute you

Is the barmaids name Lola by any chance?

his mate says he'll be eyeing up the barmaid

Codeword for FUCK ME NOW WOMAN!!!!!!!

standedbear, yes, he's drinking Dps beer...this is gonna get messy now

It's beef curtains for op's relationship, methinks.

Is this a 10 week old baby lack of sleep hallucination type thing? Am I pissed?

What the fucking fuck is going on?
It's like a carry on movie.

saucy

fucking hell beef curtains

< replaces tena lady >

The beef curtains are being opened by the DPs mate i reckon.

eeeww no beef for me thanks, i'm a vegetarian donchaknew