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fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

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Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 21:15

Duly noted AF

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:15
Thingumy · 07/09/2011 21:16

I'm waiting for the dp to come home and comment on missing out on the cock chicken

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 21:16

I'm waiting for the fall out myself.

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:17

Dps mate says he's glad he came, loves it when he gets DPs portion

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reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:17

DP will be spitting feathers when finds out what he missed.

His cock chicken that is.

nenevomito · 07/09/2011 21:18

is it a satisfying portion?

ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 21:19

Doesn't being cooked in a bag choke the chicken?

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 21:19

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Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 21:19

Teuchthis........thank you for that gift, that was superb Grin

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:19
Grin

< wipes tears >

LittleWhiteWolf · 07/09/2011 21:20

Gah, I need a wee but can't drag myself away from this thread! Grin

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:20

of course it's choked, the fucker is already dead

i feel sad thinking about dead meat, reminds me of something

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:20

no reply from DP yet, his mate says he'll be eyeing up the barmaid

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Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 21:21

Gah!

I've been desperately trying to work out how to get choke the chicken in Envy

Oblivious...I salute you

reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:21

Is the barmaids name Lola by any chance?

Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 21:22

his mate says he'll be eyeing up the barmaid

Codeword for FUCK ME NOW WOMAN!!!!!!!

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:22

standedbear, yes, he's drinking Dps beer...this is gonna get messy now

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StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 21:22

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SarahStratton · 07/09/2011 21:22

It's beef curtains for op's relationship, methinks.

TheSupremeMugwump · 07/09/2011 21:23

Is this a 10 week old baby lack of sleep hallucination type thing? Am I pissed?

What the fucking fuck is going on?
It's like a carry on movie.

saucy

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 21:23

fucking hell beef curtains

< replaces tena lady >

StrandedBear · 07/09/2011 21:23

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reelingintheyears · 07/09/2011 21:23

The beef curtains are being opened by the DPs mate i reckon.

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dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 21:23

eeeww no beef for me thanks, i'm a vegetarian donchaknew

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