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fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

405 replies

dinnerdillema · 07/09/2011 20:25

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

OP posts:
RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 07/09/2011 22:56

ARF.

CouldIBEAnyMoreChaotic · 07/09/2011 22:56

The scarves.

The scarves.

The scraves.

SuePurblybilt · 07/09/2011 22:56

Beak too soon? Oh yes, I imagine he's very shellfish. They're not all they're cracked up to be, these quick shags. Plus they make you feel cheep.

Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 22:57

...and Chaos could be buying pretend silk and cashmere

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2011 22:58

I'm sure she made the breast of the situation

SuePurblybilt · 07/09/2011 22:59

Hoicks buzzum for Chaos. Nice and warm in 'ere my lover

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 23:02

Sue, you are the queen of terrible puns

or should that be punnets

Arfitty Arf

CouldIBEAnyMoreChaotic · 07/09/2011 23:02

Yup, I think I'll perch just there between those fine eggsamples of boobology.

SuePurblybilt · 07/09/2011 23:04

It's a sickness really AF. I won't get to sleep until I work albumen into a joke somewhere.

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 23:06

that's highly advanced punnetry you are contemplating there, Sue

steady yourself

AuntieMonica · 07/09/2011 23:07

move over Sue

i've not been here all night but

albumentioning this to the morning posters Grin

CouldIBEAnyMoreChaotic · 07/09/2011 23:07

Chalazae.

That's your next challenge SueP.

I shell be impressed if you can.

Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 23:08

why don't you just lay it too rest eh Sue? Stop brooding over it.

AnyFucker · 07/09/2011 23:08

AuntieMonica that is genius

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 07/09/2011 23:09

Chalazae or should I go?

:)

SuePurblybilt · 07/09/2011 23:10

Auntie M

I know I am going to wake up at 3am shouting out Peter Andre book titles and chicken puns.

After all, there's stuffing better than a good chicken pun.

Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 23:14

StayCool - impressive.

loopylou6 · 07/09/2011 23:21

Ha

Fontsnob · 07/09/2011 23:25

Jeez, this has gone beyond a yoke now.

SpidersAndVinegaroons · 07/09/2011 23:26

Sorry, was busy sock putting on another thread. What did I miss?

Fontsnob · 07/09/2011 23:26

yolk even...

gets coat

Fontsnob · 07/09/2011 23:27

Does sock putting involve wanging socks all over a thread?

ObviouslyOblivious · 07/09/2011 23:29

Is a wanging sock like a wank mitten?

Fontsnob · 07/09/2011 23:33

I don't know...which came first...?

Honeydragon · 07/09/2011 23:35

the wanging sock or wank mitten

or chicken and egg?