fuck. DP is at the pub and his mate

[dinnerdillema]

is here waiting for him,they have some business to sort out, but i have just made dinner (season 'n shake chiken nom nom nom) and it's going cold. DP's mate has always said how great i am at cooking and how DP doesn't appreciate me enough and hasn't had his tea yet, so am i being unreasonable to let his mate eat his dinner, well it's not like he's here to complain is it, lol?

ARF.

The scarves.

The scarves.

The scraves.

Beak too soon? Oh yes, I imagine he's very shellfish. They're not all they're cracked up to be, these quick shags. Plus they make you feel cheep.

...and Chaos could be buying pretend silk and cashmere

I'm sure she made the breast of the situation

Hoicks buzzum for Chaos. Nice and warm in 'ere my lover

Sue, you are the queen of terrible puns

or should that be punnets

Arfitty Arf

Yup, I think I'll perch just there between those fine eggsamples of boobology.

It's a sickness really AF. I won't get to sleep until I work albumen into a joke somewhere.

that's highly advanced punnetry you are contemplating there, Sue

steady yourself

move over Sue

i've not been here all night but

albumentioning this to the morning posters

Chalazae.

That's your next challenge SueP.

I shell be impressed if you can.

why don't you just lay it too rest eh Sue? Stop brooding over it.

AuntieMonica that is genius

Chalazae or should I go?

:)

Auntie M

I know I am going to wake up at 3am shouting out Peter Andre book titles and chicken puns.

After all, there's stuffing better than a good chicken pun.

StayCool - impressive.

Ha

Jeez, this has gone beyond a yoke now.

Sorry, was busy sock putting on another thread. What did I miss?

yolk even...

gets coat

Does sock putting involve wanging socks all over a thread?

Is a wanging sock like a wank mitten?

I don't know...which came first...?

the wanging sock or wank mitten

or chicken and egg?