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to skim over posts by NEW MNers with bland names?

419 replies

MardyBra · 31/08/2011 09:04

Names like Gemma82 or yummymummy1.

There's so much choice. Obviously I'm a sucker for a bad pun. But I love the variety of names on here - great song lyrics, obscure references that I feel compelled to go off and google (and never google again in the case of dragon butter), bizarre word combinations and so on.

There are some notable exceptions but normally I make an assumption that if a poster can't think of an interesting name then they won't have anything interesting to say.

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BedHog · 31/08/2011 09:25

Have you tried changing names recently? Every 'witty' name comes up as already taken, even if you have never seen a post under that name in several years of posting here.

I don't usually notice the names of general posters on a thread, but if I see the OP is called 'Jacksmummy183' or 'yummyhun' or 'specialprincess1982' and the thread is full of kisses and bubs and hubbykins xx then I'm unlikely to post!

WiiUnfit · 31/08/2011 09:25

OriginalPoster I like your thinking. Maybe we could have a suggestions list they could choose from?

Mitmoo, I'm very sorry for your deceased pussy but your post made me snort!

MardyBra · 31/08/2011 09:25

Lovebeingignored. Sorry love, far too intriguing.

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crazynanna · 31/08/2011 09:25

Am I bland?
I'm a newbie,and my name is the name my grand kiddies address me by,and couples with the perimenopause,it's the onlu username I can remember Blush

usualsuspect · 31/08/2011 09:26

I don't like the mummyto names

but all of MN seems a bit dull at the minute

mummyforeverandaday · 31/08/2011 09:26

x for BedHog

aw, hun, feel da luff?

nenevomito · 31/08/2011 09:27

Mitmoo - you do have a very similar name to a very well known poster, who is very much around even if you've not seen them.

The poster who told you wasn't an idiot, they were letting you know and do the right thing, but don't let that worry you eh?

mummyforeverandaday · 31/08/2011 09:27

orright usual?

mummsieluvsherbabies12 · 31/08/2011 09:28

lol

mummsieluvsherbabies 1 and 2 were already taken, - great minds think alike lol,

so I skipped a few and went straight for 12 !!!!!!!!!!!!

nenevomito · 31/08/2011 09:28

I like crazynanna Does what it says on the tin!

usualsuspect · 31/08/2011 09:28

can't you sling a bun instead of snogging me

I'm losing the will to MN live

porcamiseria · 31/08/2011 09:28

i want to change to a really WANK name now!!!!

mommytotwolickleangels

Hassled · 31/08/2011 09:29

I just need to get this straight.

New MNers with bland names = unworthy
New MNers with crap pun/I'm oh-so literate/look at me with my faux-poncery names = worthy
Old MNers with bland names = worthy? Or not?
Old Mners with crap pun/I'm oh-so literate/look at me with my faux-poncery names = worthy. Natch.

FFS. Life really is too short for this.

porcamiseria · 31/08/2011 09:29

shit, sorry mummsieluvsherbabies12, I used the term wank to be..ironic!

RustyBear · 31/08/2011 09:29

Mardy - can you publish your criteria for ignoring names? Eg anything with a number; anything with 'mum' in'; anything too fluffy etc...

nenevomito · 31/08/2011 09:29
MardyBra · 31/08/2011 09:30

Crazynanna suggest someone with a bit of personality IMO.

It's sweet that your grandchildren have a nickname for you. (reminds me of my own eccentric gran).

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CrosswordAddict · 31/08/2011 09:30

Mummyforeverand a day Hiya, welcome to the madhouse! Smile

mummyforeverandaday · 31/08/2011 09:30

it's a fine bun, my mate paul knocked it into shape for me Grin

porcamiseria · 31/08/2011 09:30

who has a name like mitmoo? WHO????????????????

leave mitmoo alone, she can call herself what she likes

mummyforeverandaday · 31/08/2011 09:31

thanx CrosswordAddict

is it always like this?

MardyBra · 31/08/2011 09:32

You want a grid? Decision making tree?

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CrosswordAddict · 31/08/2011 09:32

No, sometimes it gets silly Blush

Huffythetantrumslayer · 31/08/2011 09:32

So you were ignored when you had a fluffy name and now you will do the same to others? Nice. You sound a bit of a tit actually. Like a kid in the playground.

hairypotter · 31/08/2011 09:32

Does my name pass muster mardy? I've had it for a while and I love it until a thread a few days ago had me googling it and it does not mean what I thought Blush

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