AIBU at the age of 37 to want to be a rock star?

[alistron1]

Obviously I know it will never happen, but whereas other people dream about winning the lottery, having a new car or buying the house of their dreams... I dream about being the front woman of a band headlining at glastonbury

I do play in a duo with DP, but so far we've not been brave enough (or able to agree on a set list) to perform properly in public (only in front of friends/family)

I just want to be Robert Plant (but not if he's the one boffing liz jones)

My DP and kids think that I'm a saddo. And they are probably right

Flame me and make me bloody grow up.

Did we ever actually say that Greeneyes? if we did I must have been nodding out or something man

Young mums having some fun
Crazy ladies calling people hun
MNers realise
There's danger in Greggs pasties & pies
See me, I've got DC
DH, DP all I want to be
One, two take a look at you
MIL, SIL acrimony!

Alistron

Oh! How sweet. I shall give them to my Mum who loves Daniel O' Donell and she can put them in with the next jumper she knits for him.

You are just sooo lovely.

Can you send more for Cliff Richard? She loves him as well.

[feels all scrumptious and cuddly inside]

And the Novello award for songwriting goes to ............ Ikiboo

Green i remember those days, before the fame took it's toll.

It's The Beach Boys, The Spice Girls, Take That and The 3 Tenors all over again.

Yeah we used to say it all the time!

Well, that one time. In Hamburg.

Pathan remembers!

Ikiboo

iklboo, I can see a grammy award on the horizon. Can you knock something up for the pathan tribute concert?

my Mum is the 82 year old head banger third row from the right.

Bless her. She put her hip out that night.

alistron lay off the friutshoots

those fruitshoots man....they're..just...so .... godammit.

once you start on them you're on the pathway to hell

Suncottage bless your mum.

I hope you will send her fresh flowers every week without fail and drag a documentary film crew round there to film her confirming this á la Elton John

I thought I'd be fine if I stuck to froot shoot H2O.
I told myself I could handle it.
I was lying to myself.

giyadas

Get a grip ladies, or we'll lose our multi million pence sponsorship deal with Pom Bear.

Red you were only ever in for Free sample from The Baby Show.Cah

It starts with the H2O. Just a little 'pick me up' y'know, a refresher.

Then you start to notice it just ain't hitting the spot. Aint scratching that itch anymore. Someone offers you a slug on the full strength, and you're thinking 'I can handle this'

Before you know it, you're picking up the pack of six in the late night offy and ripping off that plastic 'no-choke' lid with your teeth.

Don't do it man.

Pshaw....

I can't manage fruit shoot anymore, I have bags of capri sun flowing directly into my veins

YANBU- I'm still holding out for a BAFTA

I know , sneaking around the supermarket waiting for BOGOF fruitshoot promotions.

They get you at your lowest

just one, please.
just to take the edge off