AIBU at the age of 37 to want to be a rock star?

[alistron1]

Obviously I know it will never happen, but whereas other people dream about winning the lottery, having a new car or buying the house of their dreams... I dream about being the front woman of a band headlining at glastonbury

I do play in a duo with DP, but so far we've not been brave enough (or able to agree on a set list) to perform properly in public (only in front of friends/family)

I just want to be Robert Plant (but not if he's the one boffing liz jones)

My DP and kids think that I'm a saddo. And they are probably right

Flame me and make me bloody grow up.

if you lay the back seat flat, and maybe the front passenger seat too, I'm sure you could fit it in and nobody would notice you making off with £1000s' worth of kit

Leave it with me Thumbwitch...

Oh man, I've been selling out going to work doing a promo tour unveiling my perfume and comfort gusset range.

comfort gusset range????? Call yourself a rockstar, woman?
Comfort doesn't come into it!
You need tight and uncomfortable - how do you think the male rockers reach those high notes? it's not by having airspace around their crown jewels, that's for sure! Permanent wedgies, that's what does the job.

I can't wear leather trousers. I'd look like a Bury black pudding! Can I do the ripped/faded jeans & black tee look?

It's friday night rock fans. Time for a bit of Nice Ham.

After all that sex&drugs& rock'n'roll I fancy a naice ham and mustard sarnie.

Have we agreed that Bumsex will be the support band?

Evening you mo fo's. Friday night, let the debauchery begin after EastEnders

I'm not keen on Bumsex actually

That's as maybe, but you have to admit that Bumsex has a considerable following Ham.

I suppose that's true. I might not be that keen on Bumsex, but there are many folks who just can't get enough.

Bumsex, great support act but can take it or leave it really. They are weekend rock warriors, Nice Ham is for the long haul.

Seriously, this week I've laid down some 'great riffs' discovered guitar forums and decided that before xmas i will perform live somewhere!!!

Mm leather trousers. . I'll have to get back to you about that one.

After a hard week of looking after the DCs rocking out, I shall be unwinding at the golf club The Box with my popstar boyfriend DH

I prefer Bumsex's current name. They used to be called RingRiders. Got the grannies calling for bingo taxis very flustered.

MNHQ sent me my elasticated waist, comfort gusset leather trousies today. I wore them to work. Many parents are now storming AIBU 'cos I couldn't pick up their little kids at school today when they were upset/crouch down to hear them read. FFS, don't they know that I am a rock star???

Have you at least bought the leather trousers op?

See above. MNHQ sent them to me, with a note saying 'we don't give a fuck about disabled parking spaces, how bad schools are or MIL's...we worship ROCK!!!'

Been shopping on a bender. Have I missed anything?

Since I started wearing my leather trousers I have discovered why rock stars stand with their legs apart.