AIBU at the age of 37 to want to be a rock star?

[alistron1]

Obviously I know it will never happen, but whereas other people dream about winning the lottery, having a new car or buying the house of their dreams... I dream about being the front woman of a band headlining at glastonbury

I do play in a duo with DP, but so far we've not been brave enough (or able to agree on a set list) to perform properly in public (only in front of friends/family)

I just want to be Robert Plant (but not if he's the one boffing liz jones)

My DP and kids think that I'm a saddo. And they are probably right

Flame me and make me bloody grow up.

I'm off for a vist to the outlaws a night of debauchery with cats i.ve met.

You guys get your bloody act together, it's all about the music.

Ok so? headline grabbing stunts, have we given it any thought hmm?

Wardrobe malfunction
sex tape
dead body found suspiciously in our vicinity
violence towards someone smaller than us
one of us dies

we'll have to draw lots.

I was only in the band because I was shagging the manager and I knew a 'few' tricks in that department

I will be doing 'my own stuff'

My influences will be The Cocteau Twins, Monty Python, Slade, Bach and Lena Zavaroni.

Watch and learn.

Can I bagsie the wardrobe malfunction? I'm prepared to drop my trousers and display my bush whilst strumming my guitar

Ruby sounds divine darling?

That's been done before though Green, by her from L7, she even pulled out a used tampon and threw it into the crowd

And Janet's done the boob thing.
I think you need an original angle.

L7! That was them, I remembered she did it on The Word a hundred years ago, but couldn't be bothered to google

I could shower the crowd with my mooncup? No, no that would just be repulsive. And very undignified. Scratch that.

And I don't have my nips pierced. Gaga did the meat dress.

Is a linen trousers and waterfall cardi combo enough of a faux pas to grab the headlines I ask myself?

do you want to bury our career right here, right now? do you?
Shall I get you a shovel, huh?

Sometimes you can go to far.

Sorrysorrysorry! It's this fruitshoot messing up my mind man

As long as you maim someone with your wardrobe malfunction we should be able to grab headlines, and no-one need die. Win.

Respec'

Have someone's eye out with a pointy bra or suchlike, sorted.

Perhaps there should be a sex tape though, as a back up. Over to you

I suppose I could film my ducks shagging.

We'd be hard pressed to do violence to someone smaller than me. I ain't troubling the supermodels, you know. I've got a mate in forensics who can help with body disposal if that's any use. We can buy her off with some vodka & a snog off Trevor Eve.

we won't need to dispose of bodies, or even hurt anyone, just loiter close to someone who happens to be dead.

There really wasn't an appropriate emoticon for that joke

giyadas

So we just need to find where all the dead people hang out.

netmums? Boom boom

Green...we'll use that one on the tour video.

You are being totally Fucking unreasonable - there grow up!

Wabbit (Bass/Vocals) available for formation of supergroup

Oh I remember the fanjo flash! was totally dismissive as in 'serious' rock band at the time and thought L7 were shit and the only way they could get coverage was to flash...

still think L7 were shit

Don't the dead people hang out on the Twisluts threads? or are they just wannabedead people?

38 yr old 'dreamer' here. My ambition? Autuer

I'm inspired. I've got sim card in digital camera top notch film equipment I can use to record the birth of this historic moment in rawk. My creative juices are flowing man. I'm thinking serious rockumentary, lots of black'n'white badly lit shakey camera shots. Spinal Tap this ain't... I've got my opening shot already. Hands typing furiously at keyboard of laptop fruit shoot close by, alongside half eaten ham sandwich the shot zooms in on thread title AIBU on laptop screen... queue first chord of nice ham's biggest hit

Is it worth my while trying to nick some serious film equipment from the set of Brad Pitt's movie, seeing as he's buggered off now, and it's just the minions left to clean up? Security will be more lax now...

Signof, I'm liking it!