AIBU at the age of 37 to want to be a rock star?

[alistron1]

Obviously I know it will never happen, but whereas other people dream about winning the lottery, having a new car or buying the house of their dreams... I dream about being the front woman of a band headlining at glastonbury

I do play in a duo with DP, but so far we've not been brave enough (or able to agree on a set list) to perform properly in public (only in front of friends/family)

I just want to be Robert Plant (but not if he's the one boffing liz jones)

My DP and kids think that I'm a saddo. And they are probably right

Flame me and make me bloody grow up.

I feel an intervention coming on.

Tough love man.

Yeah Man!!!!!

I was mainlined by a dodgy Dr Pepper. He filled my 'ropes' with sugar and colouring.

Went on stage and couldn't remember the fecking words to 'There's no one quite like Grandma'

Heavy fucking shit man.

Did it though. Those nuns know where to score..........

Oi oi let me in, I'll be the one still gigging at the age of 108 muttering about the good oold days and telling untrue stories about those of you who tragically died young er than me while forgetting the words to our greatest hit.
And I did once win a holiday in Italy in a karaoke contest so you NEED me!

giyadas, I have some chilled shoots just sitting here with little blobs of condensation on the outside...apple and blackcurrent ones. Why don't you just have one to be sociable?! It'll be fine....you can stop when you want to.

No giyadas. Look at Pathans 'jazz hands'. That's withdrawal symptoms that is.

Look at alistron, with the bag of Capri sun 'juice drink' hooked up to her groin. Is that what you want? NO.

Cold turkey. It's the only way.

psst, d'ya bring any froot shoots?

Solid obviously it's up to alistron she's the head honcho.

But I WARN you now Jazz Hands is MY thing.

I love huntin' trolls
So post another thread in AIBU baby
I love huntin' trolls
So post another thread & roll with me

I saw 'her' postin' there in the MN machine
I knew it must've been a lad about seventeen
His posting seemed so wrong
About boobies & thongs
And next I knew he was trying to troll against me, yeah me
And next I knew he was trying to troll against me..

REPEAT CHORUS etc.

cheers alistron

these are pure right?

Solid, you might know karaoke but you can only be a backing vocalist until the time comes that I can't carry on anymore...

I remember when it used to be about the music..

giyadas, it's pure but rest assured the tribute concert will rival Live Aid in it's scope.

Ha! From Green who's had more Greggs Sausage Rolls than i,ve had groupies .

iklboo, the rock and roll hall of fame has a space just for you.

ikldoo
That'll have to be on our greatest hits album

giyadas...music? What's that then??!

EXCUSE ME!!! Don't you KNOW who I AM????

ikiboo wanna make a side deal on Lyric Royalties.

Shakey?? This ole house Shakey??? I had a thumping crush on you and yer wobbly ankles back in the day.

Ladies- you will obviously need a good lawyer for all the boring contracts & stuff. Also, I have a mate who does copyright too. So, can I be the band lawyer?

I am quite cheap & also shit hot on boundary issues & drainage matters (very importantmwhen you have big mansions)

Dirty lie. I've been clean for nearly a year, read the OK! article Pathan (My Pastry Shame But Facing The Future Carb Free, says Nice Ham Musical Genius)

Seabright, I will engage you as MY lawyer. Sod the rest of 'em and their fruit shoot clogged drains.

More the merrier. We could be the new rock n roll ensemble

alistron1 sadly not "he of the Green Door" but a bone fide actor/singer all the same

Rummages in rucksack for crudentials and current script (A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum- shameless plug)