AIBU at the age of 37 to want to be a rock star?

[alistron1]

Obviously I know it will never happen, but whereas other people dream about winning the lottery, having a new car or buying the house of their dreams... I dream about being the front woman of a band headlining at glastonbury

I do play in a duo with DP, but so far we've not been brave enough (or able to agree on a set list) to perform properly in public (only in front of friends/family)

I just want to be Robert Plant (but not if he's the one boffing liz jones)

My DP and kids think that I'm a saddo. And they are probably right

Flame me and make me bloody grow up.

alistron I have been wondering who Liz Jones keeps banging on about too!!!! Woudln't you just hate to be going out with her (for many reasons , not least of all she'd write about you all the time?)

When are we going to split up citing artistical differences (othewise known as tax reasons) and then we can reform 18 months later and have a big comeback tour.

I want MTV to come to my crib and film it.

you're here to exploit our fame, shakey?
It was only a matter of time...

Haven't your dc's moved to a big bed then upahill?

giyadas heavens no! Only to "enhance" shall we say, an already impressive ensemble.

But since you asked when the musical was on, it's early November

upahill, I think we should have a brawl whilst headlining glasto and being filmed by the BBC. It could start along the lines of 'I can't manage on 100K a show' and run from there.

I can't wait to be a judge on x factor next year.

upahill

I can do November, is that good for everyone else?

Alistron1 - I am considering myself retained. Suggest we get trade marking stuff immediately.

Am also willing to deal with the inevitable criminal stuff when you wrap your sportscar round a lamppost/ get caught with drugs (blood pressure pills & water tablets)

Shakey, if you are prepared to get a mullet and wear leather you are in.

Seabright, seeing as you are on the clock now I have this issue with me boundaries

novembers good for me then I can leave to star in shakey's musical

Can I join? I play a mean glockenspiel, I'm available for rehab stays and I'm totally rock 'n' roll

Dudes I am off to bed as I have to get up for work in morning am TOTALLY WASTED!

See yas tomorrow, rock on!

to those about to go to bed rock, we salute you

and nick your last froot shoot

I remember the days when you could here the words to music.

Drowns in a swimming pool/chokes on vomit/gets suffocated by a puppy.

Yeah man, I'm going to bed out on a big rock star capri sun bender now.

Laterz.

Afternoon delight, you're in dude

later dude.

Wear leather- check

Mullet- could rustle one up ergo- check

I'm a bit of a luvvie though, is that ok? Promise I can get, like, totally wasted AND survive on a pasta diet only having spent all income on NME magazines

Don't tell anyone, I've just done an interview in Heat telling them how I'm over that shit

Fame's turned me into something I'm not sure I like

I really really need a Vimto and Tizer speedball maannn.

Wow......................................

Falls over...........................

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Owls, man @@@@@@@@@@@@@ sooo many owls

my audition.