Let's talk about something we've never talked about before.

[triskaidekaphile]

What haven't we talked about on mumsnet before? Is there anything new left to discuss?

Or they might be very, very small, spiders.

I've coughed out several today

But the alien didn't look like Jeff Bridges it was a huaaage shiny blobby thing.

Jeff Bridges was a dead husband that the weird shiny alien disguised itself as in some weird cosmic atomy control thing.

And that movie makes me cry

That was my bus to work at Big Wood! I like a bit of random Notts in a convo

Keanu in the re-make of The Day the Earth Stood Still, he'd probably get it.

As would Bowie in the Man Who Fell to Earth.

& maybe Predator.

But not ET - no way.

You can have Keanu in TDTESS he'd be compatible.

Predator, you'd end up on the not to be put on a baked potato list before any chance of copulation

Had Bowie got his teeth fixed by then?

and agree wholeheartedly against ET

Bowie would definitely Get It.

Cat poo should never be considered as a topping for a jacket potato. Or rivets.

Or Mork, I wouldn't do Mork either.

Mmmm - sexy aliens, am getting a bit stuck, there have to be some.

does it make me worse if I think yobs who trespass on the train track delaying journeys should be shot, Hassled? (I don't have a gun either)

I have often pondered the possibilities of Odo. Shapeshifting opens up a whole world of potential perversion.

I have often pondered the possibilities of Odo. Shapeshifting opens up a whole world of potential perversion.

Superman

Have we done that Apple are money grabbing shits and ipads are crap? Am I allowed to say that on here?

Does Mr Spock count as a shaggable alien? (Just imagine what he could achieve with that level of self control).

Zachary Quinto yes

Leonard Nimroy ....no

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=riddick+vaako&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1146&bih=718&tbm=isch&tbnid=7qRxufa2Hdt1cM:&imgrefurl=urbanites.yuku.com/topic/1378/There-will-be-a-Riddick-sequel&docid=X39YCRzsD2UV_M&w=1024&h=768&ei=oSdUTo-MBpCSswau2pwH&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=290&vpy=186&dur=905&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=173&ty=133&page=10&tbnh=129&tbnw=172&start=214&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:214" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Vaako from the chronicles of riddick wouldn't need any bottles.

Agree Mork would be a fail, but I might consider Dr Cockroach in monsters versus aliens (love that film - Soooosssaaan ) but that could be because I love Hugh Laurie

i would shag doctor who(david tennants)

(and thank you for making my MN dream come true with all the alien shagging chat )

Odo, mmmm, can see the possibilities, doesn't he only shapeshift under certain circumstances though?

Longshot from BattleStar although he's a Cylon rather than an alien, does that count?

There is nothing left to discuss. Zombie plans have been discussed at length. We can only cover old territory

'I have often pondered the possibilities of Odo'

I have too!

I admitted I had a dream about Data once, it fitted in with a nice theory plupervert proffered.

They may be watching our feeble attempts & have popped us in an exclusion zone

We've talked about cats :o

& OF COURSE Mark from Battle of the Planets - he was my first crush, have a nasty feeling he's human though.

I so wanted to be Princess.

I also always found Ming the Merciless strangely compelling in my formative years (it's a power thing).

& Chewbacca, I like 'em rough & ready.

Actually Hans Solo too, he was from a galaxy far, far away.

did you know that data is fully programmed in many pleasuring techniques?? watch the naked now in tng

Right, am now listening to Space Oddity to get myself in the mood......

Why don't men wear dresses anymore? The Romans thought trousers were effeminate even!

Or codpieces. Imagine the designer codpieces today....