Let's talk about something we've never talked about before.

[triskaidekaphile]

What haven't we talked about on mumsnet before? Is there anything new left to discuss?

Sorry, Quint!

No, the 89 definitely goes to bestwood via Sherwood. It's a shit bus route.

toenails? have we done toenails?

if so then how to paint your own at 39 weeks pg?

Badgers are in the weasel family.

Along with stoats, ferrets, pole-cats, otters and skunks.

I knew those two terms of HE would be useful one day.

And they (badgers) are crepuscular. So ner.

Oh, it has been discussed already!

How about lawnseeding then?

is that true FW? wow

Is the Copenhagen interpretation very different from other interpretations, Tanith?

I don't know, triskaidekaphile. I saw it on Wikipedia under Schrodinger's Cat and guessed we hadn't discussed it so I filched it verbatum :)

Ok, I'm getting the hang of this random thing now.

So, btw and going back right to the beginning of the thread. Is malkiefraser your porn star name ? You know, the name of your first pet plus your mother's maiden name.

Mine would be Malkie Rowlands. Did we both have cats in childhood called Malkie ? Is that a freaky coinky dink or just normal ?

ooooh porn star names have sooo been done...

just call me thumper secrett

Painting toenails at 39 weeks pg is done with a very long handled brush I would guess.....

plinth

feel it roll around your chops as you say it aloud

Was Secrett your mother's real maiden name ? It sounds like a porn star name by itself

yes it was finally, are you implying my mother was a porn star?

plinth... It sounds like a raspberry fart sound when I say it.

MrsRhett, it is indeed true. All of the Mustelid family Also Wolverines.

This is what happens when one embarks on child-led learning. Your brain becomes full of bollocky facts that you think you will never need.

Oh god I have a greasy corner shelf and I hate it. It collects pens, batteries and fluff as well as a couple of horrible vases

I played the porn-star name game once.

DB's girl-friend was Sarah Jones.

Her real name is Brittany Perfect.

Toenail painting at 39 weeks pregnant should be done by a good friend with reasonable eyesight and a steady hand.

Plinth? not bad... now try 'Slacks'

I've tried to bring the subject up in a couple of threads (for no particular reason ) but nobody's ever discussed making Hot Sweet Love with an alien species

I'd probably do it with <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=predator&hl=en&biw=1146&bih=718&tbm=isch&tbnid=cmOOy9r-hFmjDM:&imgrefurl=www.videogamesblogger.com/2010/02/05/aliens-vs-predators-walkthrough-video-guide-for-all-3-species-pc-xbox-360-ps3.htm&docid=u3FHxKur-2OtfM&w=620&h=527&ei=zxdUTpz6FtHysgb4iZX6Dw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=635&vpy=397&dur=4478&hovh=207&hovw=244&tx=123&ty=135&page=5&tbnh=133&tbnw=161&start=102&ndsp=24&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:102" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">a predator (so long as he kept the <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=predators&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1146&bih=718&tbm=isch&tbnid=eTwZa7oRcKmr7M:&imgrefurl=www.ugo.com/movies/nimrod-antals-new-predator-coming-very-very-soon-hooray&docid=GxfVieFlcOFeGM&w=288&h=288&ei=3BZUToeuJ87wsgag4Kwe&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=556&vpy=84&dur=1084&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=107&ty=121&page=11&tbnh=130&tbnw=142&start=226&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:7,s:226" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">mask on).

Doo youu wantt too knoww aa Secrett?

agentZ if you ever played Mass Effect 2 you'd know all about that.

can we talk about ochems razor

Wheres the best place to get a decent kitchen that won't bankrupt me ? Am not paying £3000 for 8 cupboards in B and fucking Q !

Tigger Murphy.

My porn star name.

Fermi's Pradox, has that been done?

I spend much of my time wondering about it.