To think there should be a spechul newbie section....

[DrPolidori]

where they get broken in gently?

No mozzies??? See, I want to live somewhere like that. I hate mozzies. They Lurrrve me. They see me coming out the door; or they hover at the door jamb waiting until I open it so they can zoom in and hide until later. I can be outside for about 3 minutes before the first one finds me and it will send out a signal to all the others that dinner has appeared.

Amazingly, they're not as itchy as the UK bites, and definitely not as much as the bites from Italian bastards (zanzara for anyone who needs to know).

Nope. We do have gnats and the odd invasion of midgies, but not mozzies.

Soz Moomins, at work and have to keep going, grrrr, how dare people keep asking me to do stuff!

Moomins is now in my "New Bridage" Let's go have some "proper fun" sweetheart.

Passing thought to all on here though.

I remember once being in a new job, the girl who was there was total bitch and made me feel very small and inadequate. Wouldnt show me how anything was done, guess she was feeling threatened. I ended up having a stand up row with her. Things changed after that for some "strange" reason.

After that I always took the newbies under my wing.

Sue - you've completely missed the point - 'things you wouldn't see ( or hear in this case ) on Cbeebies -
and there isn't any swearing in 'shagging & coke is my game' -

Oh dear. There certainly have been some points missed, haven't there? Do I need to say it all again with smaller words or shall I just leave it?
Just leave it then .

Ohh were are we going breastfeeding or step parents they scare me the most!

I used to work in a place that being mean to the newbies was seen as some sort of initiation where you had to prove yourself worthy before anyone would talk to you!

Alas, we swim with sharks huh hun!

Let's be bold and leave this lot to their "tedious bug conversations" and go to the "step parent" section, my breast feeding days are over but I'll soon have 3 larger new additions to the family

I used to have step children so yes let's give that a go!

Oh gawd - did I miss the point that you hadn't actually missed the point?

I cyber-ran all the way over here from Netmums yesterday. I actually felt my brain waking up after finding this site! The novelty of being able to type "Fuck" without a swear filter has set me free!!

It matters not carmina. Let's be friends and find someone else to bitch at . What are your thoughts on Wolefs?

OK now newbies, gather round, gather round.

Can you hear me OK in the back? Yes?? Good!

Ok, so can anyone else point out to me the school girl error made by boudiccasSideKick above? Hmm? Anyone?

Yes ConstanceSnoring?

Well done! That's right! If you are going to purposefully go and stir on a part of a forum, don't announce your plans.

And yes?

Yes you're right class! You would also have to be a special kind of stupid to not only announce that you are going to do it, but where you are going to do it.

I hope we have all learned something today and can move on as bright and happy Mumsnetters.

Mwah!

Me! Me miss!
She said hun too miss, she did!

Thank You Mrs BabyHeave

Whats a wet willy? Other than the obvious?

Constance your new name is vair good

I believe a wet willy is when one sticks a saliva covered finger into the lug'ole of ones companion.

If its not, I am not sure I want to know.

I'd love to be your friend Sue >

What are my thoughts on wolefs? - (I'm guessing you meant wolves ?)
Hmm - Very random question but I like wacky people -
I quite like them actually - hound of the Baskervilles is one of my favourite films.

Licked finger in the ear, Pinot. Will I do you one?

If you'd be so obliged, Sue dear, I would be grateful to accept of your offering.

Oh good Carmina, excellent. The more wolef fans the better (there are haters here you know. Haters).

Hound of the Baskervilles scares me stupid as it happens I think of it whenever I drive down to a local town (I live near Dartmoor) and get the shivers. That and Magwitch.

You're very lucky to live near such a beautiful place - I've only been to Dartmoor once but I adored it.
H of the B isn't scary at all (for me) - I find things that are supposed to be fun and friendly scary - like clowns and porcelain dolls. I knew someone who collected those dolls - her bedroom was full of the damn things - I felt they were all staring at me and was genuinely creeped out by them

YY to clowns and dolls . And scarecrows on the brow of the hill. Scary.

Scarecrows ew makes me think of jeepers creepers, that's scary