To think there should be a spechul newbie section....

[DrPolidori]

where they get broken in gently?

(FYI - Piss Off Pinot = POP. Just to save you typing time )

Oh Nargles I so what you've said. I did the same - joined, lurked, liked then crashed in. To join then bitch about how MN is and what MN does is just so unfeasibly stupid to be the epitome of what a MNer shouldn't be. If you don't like it, piss off. I don't see Justine weeping into her organic muesli at the loss of one or two uptight newbies, and I don't see HelenMumsnet holding guns to newbies heads demending they stay.

Gosh. Thats too much opinion for 9.19am. As you were.

I wanted to leave but I couldn't find the way out. I am not sure there is one. I think we are all trapped here forever and will never be free to explore all the pink and shimmery ticker-zones that abound on the internet.

[weeps]

I might even be brave enough to start a thread soon.

I didn't feel the need to sign up to every site that wasn't for me and tell everyone off for not sharing my views/sense of humour. That would be rude

What I liek iabout MN is they wouldf probably enjoy you telling them of for being rude - so long as you ndid it rudely enough!

Now feck off the lot of ye MN Olde Farts - this thread is really Am I Being Patronising, Innit :o

*gaah typing on small devices....

Sue - you've completely missed the point - 'things you wouldn't see ( or hear in this case ) on Cbeebies -
and there isn't any swearing in 'shagging & coke is my game' -

at carmina telling Sue she's missed the point

Why constance, how lovely to see you

babyheave Dwarling!

Mwah, Mwah

I feel all posh and glamorous in this new name...

Soy nuevo y no dan un carajo todo la toma de posesión aquí.
:)

Sea bienvenido a usted, mi amigo y juro todo lo que quieras

Carmina my dear, thank you so much for coming in today and illustrating so perfectly for us the Humourless Intruder stance, with a marvellous dollop of batting of you league!

Say thank you very nicely gals!!

batting out of your league!

My! I am so in awe I am forgetting how to type!

Thank you, Carmina

Play nicely or you'll be accused of being BULLIES. And that is a BAD THING.

Shirls once offered to bully me HARD. They were good times.

Why, Thank you Constance!
;)

Well you will go around snogging everyone.

That was for PinotsKittens btw,

and you are welcome, Jodianna

No worries DrP - anytime.

I am a laydeeeee, innit.

Enough of that young lady.

young? :o