To think there should be a spechul newbie section....

[DrPolidori]

where they get broken in gently?

You'd not keep the job for long, because you is shyte, Maryz

Although the sparkly badge might look really pretty? Or is that Netblahblahs' badge? It's pink, anyway.

Jakers, I would never be mean about Anyfucker, I love her like a brother. Better, in fact (my brother is an arse).

Dunno, madameD!

i am a convert from netmums and no fucker lovely person helped me i think i shall go in a corner and breakdown

I like the 'AIBP' (patronised) idea.

Devonshire, I shall help you. I am local.
What do you need to know?

Devonshire can be our mentor triallee!

Have you been introduced to the mn mascots yet Devonshire?

Can't link but sure someone will obligde with the education.

And the innitiation. we still have the mn googling initiation ritual? or is that saved for until after they have graduated to being allowed to use AIBU?

i am fine now am an major winetranquilisers to help -sits on chair rocking back and forth sucking thumb-

As a newbie its not the swearing that I've run into trouble with or have any trouble with, its the words that some group or another finds offensive and gets all grumpy about.... those are what shock now.

please don't try and raise the tone, whatme, because I do so hope you are not referring to the disablist bunfight....

fuck bollocks shit and wank

my little angel is growing up!

bless you. little devonshire!

what buns we using now chelsea or iced

or COCK

Hully would be such a good mentor...

Where has she gorn?

good, good, now tell beer she is a wanker for raising her eyebrow so pathetically....

Cock buns?

bath buns?