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Most on here have lost their marbles

171 replies

Fahrenheit · 12/08/2011 00:42

Let me be the one to help you find them because you have all clearly lost them. As I always say there are no stupid comments just stupid people. Whenever I read the post I cant help but be reminded of the poster. Just last week I heard one of these posts. And who makes them when? I know those questions aren?t often spelled out here but they ought to be. And you all must take responsibility for understanding when.

Back to the salient point. Talking sense and being cogent and not asking when but where. Enough idiocy. Manner up and then maybe find the marble because at this rate when will be asked more often than why.

OP posts:
LadyBeagleEyes · 12/08/2011 01:25

I am also continually asking when and where and who and even what, for that matter.
But why?

garlicbutter · 12/08/2011 01:26

Don't twist my words Custardo. I know your game. Leprechaun.

Tortington · 12/08/2011 01:27

Shock i'm a goddam hard working troll and you know it, marble dodger

garlicbutter · 12/08/2011 01:31

I paid my marbles. Now you imaginary capitalist bridge-lurkers want to rob me of my right to free marbles, 64" flat-screen rainbows and tiny screwdrivers. You can't justify that, you're simply dancing on the hard labour of downtrodden muggles. Don't deny it.

garlicbutter · 12/08/2011 01:33

Beagle, the answer is blowing in the wind.

MadamDeathstare · 12/08/2011 01:34

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Salmotrutta · 12/08/2011 01:35

Just had to say (before I really do go to bed!) that this thread is the bestest for a while! Grin

Tortington · 12/08/2011 01:36

downtrodden? and a muggle you aint pixie lover. downtrodden aye, downtrodden with the latest blueberry and designer winklepickers. dont think we don't know that people like you suppliment your income by selling fairydust.

berryfreeze · 12/08/2011 01:37

have some more wine salmotrutta, i have just poured another glass

what is with the Leprechauns.. i thought they were supposed to be luc

ilovemydogandMrObama · 12/08/2011 01:39

Have Taco Bell craving Smile

Tortington · 12/08/2011 01:40

aye the fucking leprechauns are always bloody lucky...bastards

garlicbutter · 12/08/2011 01:43

Chill out, Custard, have some fairydust Wink If you were less obsessed with chasing rainbows, maybe your life would seem richer. Marbles aren't everything.

Tortington · 12/08/2011 01:45

youve just summed up my life

garlicbutter · 12/08/2011 01:48

Oh, I know, it's so hard isn't it? :( I've been under the bridge, where you are now. It feels dark, dank, and smells of tramp wee. Horrid for you. But you CAN have an easier, happy life, Custardo, believe us! Scatter your marbles, jump on a broomstick and LEAVE THE BASTARD.

You can do it ...

berryfreeze · 12/08/2011 01:49
Tortington · 12/08/2011 01:52

But he only let one goat through, that's not so bad is it? Ive been talking to this fella who insists i say his name three times (can't remember his name R...sommat) anyway he said that it starts with one goat but before you know it three have crossed. I just don't know what i would do if that happened

Tortington · 12/08/2011 01:54

thanks berry, i went to the wizard and he put me on citralotroll.

berryfreeze · 12/08/2011 01:55

are you sitting there with your spinning wheel?

garlicbutter · 12/08/2011 01:58

Grin citralotroll Grin Grin

I've just abandoned my early night and poured another drink ... this thread's better than most of my dreams, anyway!

Tortington · 12/08/2011 01:59

sorry garlic, i'm off of the wheel as i might get a prick iff i'm lucky Wink

garlicbutter · 12/08/2011 02:01

As long as it doesn't put you to sleep for a hundred years ...
Night!

Tortington · 12/08/2011 08:01

i slept for a thousand years it was only the tramp wee that woke me up

Whatmeworry · 12/08/2011 08:12

Tut you lot just don't appreciate OPs brilliance - casting marbles before swine clearly.....

Tortington · 12/08/2011 08:13

oh, that we could afford swine, in my village it;s meerkat or nothing

JeelyPiece · 12/08/2011 08:26

'marbles' is a v

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