Most on here have lost their marbles

[Fahrenheit]

Let me be the one to help you find them because you have all clearly lost them. As I always say there are no stupid comments just stupid people. Whenever I read the post I cant help but be reminded of the poster. Just last week I heard one of these posts. And who makes them when? I know those questions aren?t often spelled out here but they ought to be. And you all must take responsibility for understanding when.

Back to the salient point. Talking sense and being cogent and not asking when but where. Enough idiocy. Manner up and then maybe find the marble because at this rate when will be asked more often than why.

ok i am really lost now

It doesn't matter Berry just don't let go of your marbles and you will be fine.

oh they could always go to school garlic, don't come with that shit, the fucking elves spouting 'oh i need EMA' so i can afford a box to step onto the bus.

in my day we EARNED the box, WE went out to work for our BOXES, we didn't loot for a box.

pout it this way, if the elves were so fucking bothered about boxes, why did they not loot homeless people?

this country has gone to shit, with the elves and their entitlement becuase they are short, next thing you know we'll have the fucking pixies and sprites coming over her taking our jobs, our livlihoods and our women

Don't worry, berry. Or burry werry. Whatever? The marbles are the things.

Don't worry berry - I doubt the OP is following any of this either

Oh, I see - now it makes sense.

It's all very well speaking from the lofty position of marble-holding, Custardo, but can you imagine what it's like to have no marbles, have never even held a marble in your tiny elven hand? What use are aspirations, tell me, when marbles and custard seem k=like they belong in another universe? Eh? Tell me you wouldn't be out there, grabbing hold of whatever you could get?!

I hate to break it to you but pixies are already here

They are the ones who take all the pens and hair baubles.

Bloody hell, salmo, you managed to post after me, before me ... pesky elves have thrown marbles in Mumsnet's database

k=like????

They got me. And me marbles.

I did?

gosh haven't lurkedbeen on here for a while,it is only because i have a couple of vino's and i do love marble

Yeah You're the Doctor Who of posting!

Aw shoot, now it doesn't make sense.

Mine's a lovely colourful sixer you weirdo (OP)

yeah well we all know pixies are theives - all of them, and all their children too - and where are the pixie women in all this always leaving the men holding the babies whilst they are swanning off ..probably with trolls. and e all know how they got in this country pretending to be leprechauns

reminds me of Hook when one the lost boys finds his marbles, bought a tear to my eye

Never trust a leprechaun - they cheat folks out of the gold that is rightfully theirs! Outrageous!

fucking leprechauns paying themselves bonuses in gold whilst the rest of us ffight for marbles

oh we'll run the rainbows they say
we will ensure colour they say
then they pay themselves all the gold whilst the common working sprite has to fight against pixie women for jobs and poetry

ELVIST BIGOTRY! Keep your prejudice against imaginary creatures away from this public forum, or I shall have to call you a cunt.

rainbows for the boys as ever

oh yes dismiss important argument as imaginary, a way to stifle discussion

CUSTARDO Fri 12-Aug-11 01:22:58

is a work of art that should be entered for a prize of some sort.

(Possibly a pot of gold or a rainbow)
(Or a marble - you know, the posh one with the mother-of-pearl inside)

And now I really have to go to bed!!

To dream of looting elves and marbles no doubt............

Nighty night

................ but I can't help wondering what the OP is going to think when they read this back tomorrow after they sober up when they drop in again. Actually I wonder what they'll think of their own post in the cold light of day!!