To chuffing LOVE that on certain threads people always say stuff like

[Dogsby]

" what starter shall i have" - anti pasto

and any sodding thread on madeleine maccann some sour mouthed tosser puts " ooh no one calls her maddie in hter family" like it really MATTERS fgs.

what predicatable posts make you nuts?

asked cafe to heat my baby food.they refused.im complaining to my mp

ff causes
piles,
bunions
knock knees
coughing
sneezing
and death
and then link to shitsville uni school of medicine and podiatry to prove it. and if any one dare challenge they are accused of being a nestle sales rep

"Yesterday an elderly labrador looked funny at my DD, AIBU to think people shouldn't be allowed to own dogs unless the owners themselves are microchipped and kept in special holding pens?"

"Yes, you are an uncompromising freak."

"All dog owners think everyone loves their precious pooches!" /rant/

No SM that's masturbation you're thinking of.

Formula is just chalk and water and only causes mineral deposits in your liver.

no,no someone on mn always claims ff causes
poor cognition
dullard syndrome
and runny nose
and then regales us with some research and accompanying guru youtube video of conference speaker by Ms B.Erate NVQ,IOU

Shouldn't that be DR B. Erate? Are you deliberately missing out her title because she's a woman?

I always get post addressed to Dr and Mrs Peasant, why does everyone know I have a PhD?

a cue for anti feminist conspiracy theories
wherever a made up name is really symbolic of disregard women are held in
Ms B.Erate is a madeuppicus person who is not necessarily a medical doctor she (if real) could equally be a macrobiotic yoga teacher and trawlwr iof internet research

i did acknowledge Ms B.Erate qualifications
NVQ.IOU from madeuppicus college of maternal matters and audiology

Lol at Labrador and mrsplez

Marking my place for later. I have been crying with laughter!

"I would never dream of judging anyone else but personally I - think FF babies are like battery chickens/ all benefit claimants should be shot/ think stay at home mums are lazy twats".

What the hell is dullard syndrome?!

blah blah blah in moderation, as long as its in moderation it is ok

always sounds like they feel guilty about something

We have family income of over £200,000 p/a but are not that well off. This is no exaggeration, I have actually seen someone post this on here. Honest.

Can someone explain to me what a 'narc' person is and why the 'relationships' forum is devoted to these people? If they are such a plague on society can we not have a seperate forum for them?

Dullard syndrome is all right in moderation.....

in relationships within 8+ posts pd,or narcisstic hallux vagus,will be mooted with no particular explanation. but somehow routinely accepted

The one I hat is when an OP suggests she is going to do something related to childcare than another poster dissaproves ofe and responds with "PLEASE don't do that" - as if possible minor distress of a complete stranger's child would actually upset her beyond all reason and she needs to plead with the OP.

bibbitybobbetyhat

I think I remember such a post, too. I think I logged off M N in response .

youll not find dullard syndrome in icd-10 but will be alluded to on feeding posts etc as proof that bf baby is supremely brighter than a baby ff on fishguts. youll not find it on reputable site (as its made up) but plenty zealots will suggest it none the less

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NOT REALLY!

"My pictures all have to be straight/spoons all have to be facing the same way in the drawer, I'm a little biit OCD about that"

When did OCD become the disease to have?

That's not just on MN, I have heard it lots IRL - it's like a badge of honour

"6 year old stil getting in the buggy to go home after school".........cue a zillion responses of "well...he may have SN and or disability you can't see"...........when OP knows this is not the case. Just stop being frigging lazy

[ducks and runs for cover]

oh and don't forget the "I walked 16 miles in 5 foot af snow to return a cup af sugar I had borrowed. As long as you have the right equipment, it's fine"

that was me bibbity with the £200k and it isn't a lot ffs