To chuffing LOVE that on certain threads people always say stuff like

[Dogsby]

" what starter shall i have" - anti pasto

and any sodding thread on madeleine maccann some sour mouthed tosser puts " ooh no one calls her maddie in hter family" like it really MATTERS fgs.

what predicatable posts make you nuts?

The shortening of narcissistic to narc gets on my nerves, for some reason. It always looks like it's a shortened form of trhe word narcotic.

'My child has been accepted at a top grammar school'

'I went to a top university'

'My DH works for a top company'

Fuck off.

Can anyone explain the NC levels??? My DC is Level 10, but is this OK at the end of year 3? Should I get a tutor?

LOl at perry

Why do people always say when they are giving their first biscuit.

I also lol at preparing for an 11plus= coaching a barely intelligent gibbering loom to jump through hoops.
As all grammar schools only have thickos in them

My q is always " if coaching idiots is so easy why aren't you doing it?"!!

Gosh I feed a family of 5 for £40 a week how can you possibly spend more than that - do you live on caviar?

I am a lazy wotsit who spends my entire day on here pontificating in the style of drunken Irish uncle
"My house is a tip and the children are wild ruffians..whatever am I to do?"

Everyone

"Maybe you are depressed?"

don't understand how people measure the length of their labour.

Whenever anyone talks about doing something nice for their child's first birthday they get told they won't remember it. Well no, but they can live in the now for a little while, otherwise it'd be bread, water and the same old dull book until they were 3.

Oh and whenever song lyrics are being discussed someone always claims they are about drugs, knowingly.

And especially for Dogsby 'oooh I've got a great christmas tradition - new pjs for the children on christmas eve'

Hate conscious development of traditions. It's so twee.

I think the 1st birthday of first kid should be vast Piss up

Q: "my child is having a rubbish time at school/ is gifted, what should I do"
A: "Why don't you home-school them?"

Like giving up work altogether is a realistic option for the entire population.

I earn £100k but in these tough times I've made everyone my Christmas gifts this year. They will love them and the thought I have put in

no they won't and they will hate you for doing so you vastly superior smug twonk. I'd rather have any old shittola from superdrug than something you dredged up tbh
git

In Yyyuuuuurrrrppp all kids stay up til midnight / behave in restaurants / eat anything / are really slim / drink red wine when they are five but never binge drink later and all adults everywhere realllyyy love them.

SPB, I have to have the same coloured pegs when I hang my washing out, maybe I have OCD

If you don;t like it, piss off to nethuns!

at Yyyuuuuuurrrrrrpppp

I'm a fatty pie but it's genetical

poor you hun

no you aren't biffa, eat less and haul ass

The ones who think they are the fucking MN police and moan that a thread shouldn't be in aibu - arses

good point

why is this in aibu?

The ones who OP and then appear under a different guise and argue with themselves, for attention.

Too soon?

Well tbh The intension was for the thread to be a lot mire angry and cross. Someone to mention cliques arse licking, bibitty to come on all cross etc

But it was too nice. So the answer is "
Because I wanted a row". but I HAVE LOST THE NACK

I do enjoy the "my DS is 4 yrs old and bites, kicks, nips, pinches, shouts and swears. I've tried cuddles, more attention, treats, ignoring the bad behaviour but it doesn't seem to work, what can I do?"

I sooo want to say, "Smack him. Hard." Spoilt little bastard.

Ooh, I have another one. Random fishy allusions in threads!

MynameisnotEarl, I'm with you on that one!!!!!