To chuffing LOVE that on certain threads people always say stuff like

[Dogsby]

" what starter shall i have" - anti pasto

and any sodding thread on madeleine maccann some sour mouthed tosser puts " ooh no one calls her maddie in hter family" like it really MATTERS fgs.

what predicatable posts make you nuts?

im a namechanger and im pregnant. guess who i am?

Agree I most hate jokey aibu ones. Aibu to eat this pie? I don't give a shot tbh

Leave him - being at home and on mn is a full time job too.
lol hilarious, spot on!

'It makes my teeth itch when people say haitch instead of aitch'

'You are a racist oppressor. I bet you pushed all heads that were red down the toilets in school.'

'My DCs are away tonight and my DP has just sent me a saucy text suggesting we, you know, do it. I mean, FFS, what does he think I am, some sort of Sky on demand service? I mean, I probably will fancy it after the lovely bottle of wine but that's not the point, is it?'

Leave him immediately. You are not some partner with whom he can have sex with just because you he fancies you, you have an empty house, some free time and a lovely bottle of wine in the fridge. He needs to learn some boundaries.

While I'm here, can someone please explain the facebook is the devil thing because I just don't get it...

AWBU to go back to work full time in our executive careers and have my mother look after our baby 60 hours a week unpaid?

cue 50 posts saying no of course you're not , that what feminisim is all about

yup, two well paid university educated 20/30 somethings exploiting a middle aged woman who never got half their chances in life

AIBU to... (in title)

open post in anticipation

...scratch my arse (or insert other utterly random and mundane question)

I wasted 3 valuable, precious seconds opening that crap.

AND "It's so hard having a G&T child. "

"perfectly sensible answer"

"No you haven't got one so you don't understaaaaand" "Waah"

If you lived somewhere less common in London or the south east you would UNDERSTAND why £50,000/year is damn near impossible to live on. My OH works REALLY HARD and pays SO MUCH tax and we don't get anything back. It's really not fair when homeless people are given flats in Mayfair and we have to make do with Hammersmith. And their children get free swimming lessons.

Hee Op, have my first

Here as well.

'I saw a man/woman/alien/cyborg park in a disabled space,they leapt/pole vaulted/abseiled out of their car and sprinted/dashed/ran into the shopping centre.'

Gaslighting pretty serious situation yet frequently suggested for minor misunderstandings by people who don't know what they're talking about.

On a thread about pushchairs on the bus/ folding them, someone will ALWAYS talk about when their twins were babies they used to take a weekly food shop, a home made cake for their older kid's birthday AND a new bathroom suite on the bus and always folded the buggy and sat down. You just managed because you had to.

Haha this is cracking me up! I am new to mumsnet but i can't stand. The angry birds on here that moan that they are getting too much sex! WTF??!!! Do you not realise how lucky you are! U smug bastard do you not realise how depressed this makes me??!!! Aarrrrrgggh

"At the supermarket today, whilst sitting in the car waiting for my child to fart, i saw someone pull into a P&C space with a child seat, but NO CHILDREN WITH THEM and that is so unreasonable, obviously!"

Thats common and annoying enough, but then someone ALWAYS pipes up with...

"well how do you know they weren't picking up their DP and child?"

I've seen FOUR of these thread in the 6 months i've been on here!!!!! And they are always the same.

Around Halloween.Trick or Treating:AIBU to think that this is just a nasty,thuggish, American tradition which has no place in Britain?

Around Christmas: AIBU to be furious with my child's teacher for telling him that Santa,which is yet another ghastly Americanism,will be delivering his gifts,and not Father Christmas?

Mothers day. AIBU to complain about the card I saw today which said Happy Mother's day Mom? This is the UK not America!

mental illness=any unsavoury behaviour
personality disorder = git boyfriend
get counselling,aye its available to all.no waiting list

I like on the MIL threads where someone pipes up with "well, she raised the man you love so can't be all bad!!!" as if anyone who manages to raise a child who is even vaguely decent as an adult must be an oracle of parenting and reason.

They're so much more child friendly in France/Spain/Italy/Greece etc.Everyone loves children there and they behave perfectly.People in the UK loathe children and their parents.

Same poster a week later.
Some old cowbag dared to touch little Precious's hand today! And I'm almost sure that I heard her say hello to her! How dare she? I've had to stick a flea collar on Precious,and I've just spent six hours bathing her in Lysol.

OP asks 'AIBU to expect my 17 year old to do some washing up and for his bedroom not to smell like that of an undiscovered serial killer?'

'well I dont expect my children to work for me. This is their home. You chose to have a child now you are complaining that its too much work. YABVVVU'

daycare orphanage

precious when related to anything babies do.and to take eye off them is to miss a precious moment

why have em if you leave with strangers

i know someone/neighbour/cousin/wummin at bus stop who works in a nursery.she said they beat dem kids

any passive aggressive statement followed by a as if that makes it ok
well if you're happy to leave your children at norman bates crèche with ole mummma bates good luck to you

"we went to Nandos/Prat A Manger/other poncey lunchtime venue and proceeded to change pfb shitty nappy on the salad bar and then accidentally swung my dripping breast over the maitre d's station, and people were tutting and eye rolling at us!! AIBU to think we are being victimised?"

my baby screamed for 3hours were staff unreasonable to ask us to be quiet. why cant people accept babies and be more family freindly

OP: [Ridiculously long unpunctuated post] AIBU?

100 Instantaneous replies: Yes YABU you nutter

OP: Buuuut here's some actually relevant information that I missed out of my OP.

100 More replies ranging from; Troll, , , maybe the OP/person in the OP has SN, yes YAstillBU you knobber

OP: you utter bunch of caaaaahs, I am not BU and all seven hundred of you are wrong. I'm hiding this thread/flouncing/changing my name from shinyhappymummyof6 to shinyhappymummy1991 so you won't know it's me.