To chuffing LOVE that on certain threads people always say stuff like

[Dogsby]

" what starter shall i have" - anti pasto

and any sodding thread on madeleine maccann some sour mouthed tosser puts " ooh no one calls her maddie in hter family" like it really MATTERS fgs.

what predicatable posts make you nuts?

Thread 1:

'David Cameron and George Osborne and anyone else who ever even knew anyone who went to Eton, and in fact anyone who is a Tory MP, or anyone who was public school educated, is QUITE CLEARLY a slimey chinless tosser; a revolting, snidey, braying, over-privileged toff; an evil, wicked, selfish, let-them-eat-cake cunt, a shameless dirty parasite; a racist and hater of all minority groups of who would wipe his shoes on a starving child in the gutter. Plus, they all actually have the intellect of an amoeba. Their education is nothing but a smoke and mirrors sham. My dog is probably more intelligent than all of them.'

Thread 2: (same person)

'How dare you use the word Chav, or talk disparagingly of feckless fuckers in nylon sportswear. It's deeply insulting to the decent, honorable, working class salt-of-the-earth folk of this country who have no choice but claim benefits for their nine children from five partners, and spend it on fags, tattoos and 98 inch plasma tellies. Why do you despise the vulnerable and blameless? Stereotyping people or mocking them on account of their class and socio-economic status, or making wild assumptions about their personal circumstances is shallow and spiteful and you show a lack of insight and compassion. Calling someone a 'Chav' says more about you than it does about them.'

tiktok is a LITERALLY a GENIUS and has saved my LIFE

That pisses me off too, MrsH.

"My DH left a cup on the draining board"

"He is a narcissist"

I think we all know by now that Xenia's five children go to top public schools, that she is immensely successful and owns an island.

"If you're not Christian and you happen to live somewhere with no non-CoE schools, that's just tough. You should probably move. We don't want any Jews/Muslims/Catholics/Atheists in the countryside anyway. And the fact that your family has been there for 400 years in no way gives you the right to an opinion on the provision of non-denominational education in rural areas."

Usually said by people who don't understand that school "choice" means a 20 mile round trip for a lot of us.

" i find that word offensive"

even if it is a word in daily use by 99% of the population, some idiot will scan posts to find offence

"My DH left a cup on the draining board"

he is controlling/gaslighting/abusive/toxic/violent

leave the bastard!!

:o Very good Fellatio

People moaning on about the tories being toffs, especially when he labour lot arnt exactly living in the getto now are they

Oh and people moaning on about the step kids hate that if your not interested in being a step mum date people with out kids FFS

'my nan has been calling black people w**s all her life I dont see why she should stop now because everyone is all PC. She is 55 FFS why should she change!!!!!'

Hahaha love that Fellatio

Yeah, thats really in the spirit of the thread Maypole. Nice

@ MrsD. There is always someone who doesn't quite get it, isn't there!

Innit doh

"and there is always a wanker who comes on to a jokey thread to make snidey posts about sn"

I think your post might be the sort of thing that 2shoes was referring to, maypole1.

that would be a deal break for me

I have nothing dazzling to add but I'm really liking your work, ladies.

what! he had the audacity to come home a bit tipsy and splashed on the loo seat!!!

bastard, dump him immediately

"Oh my God, we have 6 weeks of holidays coming up, its far too long, what shall i do with them?"

Erm, you knew about school holidays way before you even conceived, in fact you may have had them yourself.

Froot Shoots - we all forgot about Froot Shoots :o

Bit "nest of vipers" just recently, I think. Oh, nest of vipers! That's another one.

"I don't generally read the Daily Mail because I think it's [blah, blah], but read this horrifying article from it!"

Oh god yes the Daily Mail and references to it.

Don't keep reading it then if it winds you up so much. Or if you do, stop apologising about it with that infuriatingly coy postscript '(Sorry it's the DM)' whenever you link to it. Even if it's a link to something totally innocuous like a pair of shoes...always that grating 'sorry'.

Why not run about with a loud hailer? 'Sorry! So sorry everyone for that transgression' (the 6th today interestingly) 'I'm usually MUCH more educated and worthy that this in my reading choices. I don't know what came over me..'

We all know you didn't accidentally happen to read it cos someone left if on the train or auntie had it on her kitchen table. That's ok by me. What I don't get is why do you think anyone cares what paper you read?