Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

[Hullygully]

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

Who aaaaaaaaaare you Solidarity? Lenin? Bupcakes? Cod? (can't be cod - the typing's too good)

I'm back.

There is a blusher called Orgasm, and a deeper shade called "Deep Throat". I didn't think I'd ever see the day!

I have no sleb friends on FB, but I did go to Strictly last year and I spoke to Laila Rouass

GetOrf I friended all my old school nemiseses friends and laughed bitchily at their shitty lives, then deleted them. Tis the rule of FB. Don't fight it.

And Shirl - why not feckin friend me? Eh? Eh? Eh? (Don't be mean in response, am a sap)

I have returned. But without any phone numbers.

Not cod, no

Is everyone cept ickle moi on fb?

Ray and Donna were the most boring pair alive.

I know

To be fair, Pag could be lovely and share the phone number around. Shurely somewhere there's a deserving single MNer who needs a hawt man?

I'm on FB, with no (known) MNer friends

[loser emoticon]

If you are on fb do you then be friends with mners but as rl people?

Far out.

You are right abs. I was thinking of selling it.

I am not really on facebook. I try a bit.

Shirl, you are one of my dearest loves and certianly not the Thicko. That thicko was a made-up one just for Absy

How do you know hully?

Why do people know stuff that I don't?

I want pals who pm me all the gossip.

Abs How old are you?

Paggy, I am now picturing you with a full on sex face of orgasms and deep throats while your pearls vibrate gently neath your cummy chin

I have no claims to fame.

Except that I once finished up on a lunch table at a well-known annual social event with someone who was on Strictly Come Dancing. He and his girlfriend took two seats that were actually reserved for the rest of our group and then played dumb and refused to move.

He was a twat.

Oh and I once represented someone who I had never heard of but who kept telling me how famous she was until I googled her and she was indeed fairly well-known. But only for being ever so slightly bunny-boily around famous men.

Maybe, partially inspired by GetOrf's sexy blusher talk, MN could come up with its own range of make up
Thickos mascara
Sock Puppet hand cream
Mouldies anti-wrinkle cream

Solidarity is in my gang. Ner.

Abs - I am also a MN-free facebook zone. I am not sure I could co-ordinate my online life otherwise.

Pinot - 29

kungfu - who was it (the SCD one?) I love guessing sleb gossip

Blue Waffle Feminine Wipes
Pre cut fruut flavoured lip balm
Mooncup cheek stain

Oh gawd Abs, you whippersnapper. Shall we have a big p-a-r-t-y for your 30th?

29................?