Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

[Hullygully]

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

Aw, no I'm lovely really. Just the one grudge plus that other one and a couple more in 38 years isn't TOO bad is it?

I know you are

I let all my grudges go a couple of years ago. Feels so much better - I literally springcleaned my life and got rid of those people bringing me daaaaahhhn, man. And forgave the arseholes that had already left.

Sorry, bit serious. As you were.

I killed all mine. That shut em the fuck up.

That would work too!

I just saw someone use the phrase "joie de vivre" without irony

They shall be my new grudge.

I hope you shouted at them

No, it's on a thread about infidelity and I'm not allowed on them freds anymore.

Do you look at them just to annoy yourself?

I didn't know it was going to be about it until I read it. I'm not really a big CHEATERWARRIOR or anything though.

I have no clue what this quiche is all about but as you are all true visions of MN loveliness I shall park my increasingly ample behind in here to avoid the madness that is becoming the hesaidshesaidhesaidandshesaidanditwasntmeandshesabitch bitchfest on here

Becoming

BIWI

Is it still dribbling on, like an incontinent dog?

I have no clue, as I'm not really sure what the Jeff (to borrow a phrase!) has really been going on.

I know that I was mentioned 'in despatches' on That Thread, and I have no clue who was trying to dob me in.

Shall we rise above, with wings outspread? Like an 80's pop video.

Or not.

With wings, you say?

I have nothing of note to say on this thread because I'm so busy in RL right now that I can barely keep up with MN, but I'm just sticking my head in to let you know that I'm still demanding to be in this quiche, even if I am contributing nothing of worth. Bye.

Oh! Just though of one thing to tell you. Had a fish pedicure this morning. It wasn't all that to be honest. Fun, but not great at removing any horniness from the hooves. They were shirkers and lightweights, the lot of 'em. They just went for all the soft easy stuff on my lower calves and the soles of my feet, and ignored the challenging stuff on my heels and balls of my feet. Damn frauds.

Yep, with wings and I've now added flowy hair. Not Jon Bon Jovi style, think more Timotei adverts from the 80's. I'm really warming to this theme.

And Paggy wants hats, but I think that'd ruin my streaming hair. I'm undecided.

Biwi - never see you no more. where you bin gorn?

Hully, I have been got by Real Life. I have been having to work for Filthy Lucre, which has been a real dampner on my MNing habit. But I've found you all now.

I've got a really bad hangover. Again. It's really got to stop. I'm starting to disapporve of myself. I need to get me some decorum.

I am SO poorly ill. Honestly. I can't get out of bed and I was meant to be doing the Race For Life thing today.

Give me sympathy please.

Lucky ol' you not having to do all that horrid running.

I can't get out of bed. I keep falling over. Chuh.

Oh no Shirl is it coldy flu?

Fell I'm proud of you getting all oopsupsidethehead