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Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

381 replies

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 12:21

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

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Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 14:55

I am waiting for you to get deleted abs

I said sock puppet last night and was deleted in 0.0003 seconds. It was like the wrath of god

Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 14:57

29 ....

Do you want to come to a dead pig party?

ShirleyKnot · 29/06/2011 14:57

RIght. I had to go and have a nap do some work and so...

Pinot - "There is a blusher called Orgasm, and a deeper shade called "Deep Throat" There isn't a shade of blusher called deep throat.

Hully - You are my love too and I have RL friends and family and MNers all mushed up together on my FB - they have little cuddles together and it's lovely.

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 14:57

Dragon Body Butter

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PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 14:57

Paggy that was the most shocking bit about the whole thread. You. Deleted. What is the world coming to?

AbsDuCroissant · 29/06/2011 14:58

DON'T MENTION THAT NUMBER

I am coming to terms with it, honestly. Kind of.

Yes, why not. A giant MN birthday party with virtual cake and real wine.

Just finished reading morningpaper Caitlin Moran's book. That woman mentions Gregg Sausage rolls and associated paraphernalia a lot. Was it code or summat?

Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 14:58

Oh c'mon. Who is solidarity when not being solidarity.
And how did she get in your gang hully? Did you give her beer?

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 14:59

I know my Deep Throat

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 14:59

I want to come to the dead pig party with all the gawj young men. Will they bare their young chests as Mr Piggy heats up and rip slavering strips from his turning body so the fat runs down their young chests all shiny and I have to wipe them down very thoroughly?

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Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 14:59

I know Pinot! How could that be?

ShirleyKnot · 29/06/2011 15:00

yy - Paggy got DELEMETRED? (that thread was sad y'know? I like all of them Sad)

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:00

Shirley you must apologise for doubting my wisdom. A cake as a gift would be nice, also.

Is MP CM?

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 15:00

She gave me beer. That's the way it works chez Hully's gang.

Solidarity - please tell Pags, I feel as if I'm cheating on my dp.

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Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 15:00

Yes. That is exactly how I expect the night to go.

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 15:01

Shirl - that thread was like MAD. So so mad. Grown women an all.

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ShirleyKnot · 29/06/2011 15:02

Shock Pinot! I am actually truly shocked. Shock

Am I ghetting old? And one of them is called "Doucheur" is that French for FANNY or summat? I bet it fucking well is.

Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 15:02

Grin s'alright sol.
I am happy with multiple people as long as they are not big old meanies

I know Shirl.

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:02

I hope Mamaz0n sticks around.

I was told it was brewing on monday and the fallout was as bad as I feared :(

Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 15:03

...I mean... I know what you mean shirley.

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:03

Shirl - Nars is the only deep throar that happens chéz Pinots house. Fact.

ShirleyKnot · 29/06/2011 15:05

Ah, I'm not wanting to talk about it all really, as I say, I like everyone and really truly don't want to get involved AT ALL.

Were you lot on that thread last weekend about the nightclub in Cromer called "CRABS!"?

ShirleyKnot · 29/06/2011 15:06

Pinot - I think I would wear "Desire"

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:06

I wasn't on last wkend

TandB · 29/06/2011 15:06

Pinot - it began with a B.

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 15:07

Shirl have you discovered the wonder of Bobbi Brown Shimmer Brick? It adds hours of sleep to my face. And it doesn't have rooood names.