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Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

381 replies

Hullygully · 29/06/2011 12:21

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

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LadyBeagleEyes · 29/06/2011 12:51

Lucy, the poison dwarf was a short blone one.
She was Gary from Knot's Landing's daughter and JR and Bobby's niece.
She was top heavy.

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Hullygully · 29/06/2011 12:53

She didn't have a neck

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PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 12:54

Yes Lucy that's her! I must be confuzzling my Neighbours/Dallas memories.

Beagle you know your Dallas!

LadyBeagleEyes · 29/06/2011 12:55

Nah, I'm just getting old, so my long term memory is better than my short term.

notwavingjustironing · 29/06/2011 12:57

You're a drunk Hully S'wellen.....

notwavingjustironing · 29/06/2011 12:58

"and an unfit mother"

GetOrf · 29/06/2011 12:58

I have no idea what the bloody hell all you nutters are rambling on about, but you are all on my Excellent Mumsnetters? spreadsheet so can I join in?

Shoesytwoesy · 29/06/2011 13:00

Oh I am glad you started this thread,

the man in Dallas was called Ray Krebbs not crabbs

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 13:03

GetOrf How in the name of By terry did you do that TM thing?

I shall kiss you if you tell

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 13:05

Oh! Ultimate Dallas website. Hubba.

Solidarity · 29/06/2011 13:05

Alright Alright - when you're only a baby Krebbs sounds like crabs.

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Hullygully · 29/06/2011 13:07
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PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 13:08

Trés continental Hully

Solidarity · 29/06/2011 13:08

And Krebbs is hardly glam is it - sounds like a foot disease.

GetOrf · 29/06/2011 13:10

lolol at 'in the name of By Terry'

I waved abracadarbra and waved my Touche Velouté and BAM - there was the TM.

Ackcherly I just found it on symbols in Word and C&P'd it. I think there is probably a shortcut but I am too fick to know it.

Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 13:11

Hello,

I have done sports day, guitar manoeuvring, booked a dead pig and eaten cold chinese food. Bloody hell I am speedy today.

So. Dallas. I loved how pammies chest entered the room like a pair of attentive puppies four of five minutes before she was even in the scene.

GetOrf · 29/06/2011 13:12
Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 13:13

Are we name dropping beauty products?

Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 13:14

And farting?

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 13:14

GetOrf you = ver clever.

Paggy!

GetOrf · 29/06/2011 13:14

Is it very wrong to have watched Dallas at the age of 8 and fancied JR?

Him and Dexter from the Colbys.

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 13:15

I can't fart Pag. I'm a medical mystery.

PinotsEvilTwin · 29/06/2011 13:15
Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 13:15

Gosh, it is confusing. I have my waterfall cardigan, a big hat, some nars orgasm blusher..but I can't fart at will.
Do I have to leave?

Pagwatch · 29/06/2011 13:16

Pinot can fart for me. I have a fart double