Thickos, Dallas and Cardigans for Absy

[Hullygully]

So let us muse upon a cardigan and dwell in Elysian fields of SouthFork where the lips do tremble and the mad roam free.

And fear not the Thicko.

Evvery thread I have been on recently results in my naming people I fancied from the eighties.

Michael Douglas
Harrison Ford
Michael Brandon
Tom Selleck
Sean Penn
Alec Baldwin.

I must have been rather a forward young individual, I was only born in 1978.

Hmmm Alec Baaaaldwin

I'm only here because I saw cardigans and Dallas.

I dislike cardigans, the only useful purpose they serve is they add wieght to your stance when perturbed. As in the "grab one side and cross it over further than the other when crossing your arms".

I liked Dallas. Knots Landing is another animal altogther. Utter dirge. Ray Krebbs was a wimp. He had a pathetic bozz eyed wife who STILL managed to run rings round him.

Yy mr is wrong.
And less of the "I was only 8 " missy

I'm the thicko in the title.

JR ffs JR!

I love cardigans. Not waterfall types, they tend to make you look fat when you are not, it is like the Kelly Osborne Conundrum.

Oh, look at that ...only born in 78.

I did my a levels in 78 young lady

JR was cool. I found Sue Ellen annoying, thought she should just put down the gin, stop simpering about John Ross and reapply her mascara (don't tell Dittany)

I have a waterfall cardigan in the basement. I am thinking of sending my shrug down to join it so they can have a good think about their style crimes

Is there actually a blusher called Orgasm?

True. And in fairness John Ross was a fucking awful child. Drink was a reasonable response.

Age is just a number pag, just a number

I think I am a blip in the space time continuum anyway as somehow I can reminisce about Chicory Tip on top of the pops despite my not being born when they were around.

perhaps am Benjamin Button.

There is shirley. It is true.
You have to make awful embarrassed jokes when you buy it.

Yes Shirl, stop buying your make up dahm the market and get ye to Space NK, where they have blusher called Orgasm and eyeliner called Perineum.

lol pag - I have never bought that blusher, I would have to do a lean in and whisper orgasm and smile simperingly at the whippersnapper Space NK girl (who would then think I was chatting her up prob)

"HA HA HA!!! I'll Have the Orgasm please HA HA HA! I BET EH?! HA ha ha "

You have mentioned chicory tip before getorf.
You had a thing didn't you, for the lead singer. Didn't he look like a pug?

shut up is there an eyeliner called perenium.

guyliner maybe.

Paggy, what did you book the dead pig for? Was it porked on a double yellow?

perfect shirl
That is embarrassingly accurate version of how I buy it

Oh god yes I have probably mentioned Chicory Tip before, je suis un boring bastard

Yes. Illegally porked.

I have about 70 18 year old boys to feed at the end of the week. Poor piggy. Pig on a spit.

Where is hully?

If she has gone we can plan gangs and elect nemisisieses..

I went to a place lasat night that served cocktails in teacups and enamel mugs and jam jars (and I got a bit pissed because I wanted a drink in every availablke vessel)

Pagwatch

Are you really having 70 18 year old boys in your house?